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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
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WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK? 
8th-May-2008 04:39 pm
Abort Born Again Christians
From the Department of DUMBFUCKERY....

When I am Emperor, Florida will be no more. All of you who live there, get ready to evac when I come to power as it will be the first order of business once the Cabinet of Biscuity Goodness is appointed. Those who are not completely fucking stupid will be relocated and spared euthanasia. And by 'euthanasia', I mean dipped in Gravy Train and thrown to starving dingoes. What remains of Florida shall be sawed off the mainland and renamed "Isle of Beautiful Mens".
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11th-May-2008 09:52 pm (UTC) - Okay..
So, I know I'm late, but Florida isn't all bad.

Sure there are idiots, and too many old people. But we do have a few reasonably intelligent people. And like an above poster, due to global warming in a matter of 20 years or so Florida will be underwater.

BUT, if you do take over before then, then I thank you for giving us semi-intelligent people a chance to evac.

=)

And I can't believe some idiot complained about "wizardry," I guess he never saw a magic show as a kid. Idiots!

<3 Meagan
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