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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK? 
8th-May-2008 04:39 pm
Abort Born Again Christians
From the Department of DUMBFUCKERY....

When I am Emperor, Florida will be no more. All of you who live there, get ready to evac when I come to power as it will be the first order of business once the Cabinet of Biscuity Goodness is appointed. Those who are not completely fucking stupid will be relocated and spared euthanasia. And by 'euthanasia', I mean dipped in Gravy Train and thrown to starving dingoes. What remains of Florida shall be sawed off the mainland and renamed "Isle of Beautiful Mens".
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8th-May-2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
Okay, I have to represent for my state, here. Not that this news story isn't completely fucked up beyond all reason. We got our forward parts and our backward parts. Pasco County is one of the latter.

Georgia? Georgia?!? Give me a fucking break.

And climate change will pretty much erase the state anyway, so you needn't lift a finger once you become the despotic overlord you were born to be.
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