Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK?

From the Department of DUMBFUCKERY....

When I am Emperor, Florida will be no more. All of you who live there, get ready to evac when I come to power as it will be the first order of business once the Cabinet of Biscuity Goodness is appointed. Those who are not completely fucking stupid will be relocated and spared euthanasia. And by 'euthanasia', I mean dipped in Gravy Train and thrown to starving dingoes. What remains of Florida shall be sawed off the mainland and renamed "Isle of Beautiful Mens".
Tags: Die Motherfucker!™, are you fucking kidding me with this?
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