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8th-May-2008 04:39 pm
Abort Born Again Christians
From the Department of DUMBFUCKERY....

When I am Emperor, Florida will be no more. All of you who live there, get ready to evac when I come to power as it will be the first order of business once the Cabinet of Biscuity Goodness is appointed. Those who are not completely fucking stupid will be relocated and spared euthanasia. And by 'euthanasia', I mean dipped in Gravy Train and thrown to starving dingoes. What remains of Florida shall be sawed off the mainland and renamed "Isle of Beautiful Mens".
8th-May-2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
WTF? Are they sure this didn't happen in Kansas?
8th-May-2008 09:08 pm (UTC) - please save Disneyworld
just make them christian free zones.
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9th-May-2008 12:40 am (UTC) - Re: please save Disneyworld
I was just trying to think of some witty "Soylent Green" remark but I hit reply and went blank.
8th-May-2008 09:42 pm (UTC) - Burn him!
There is a Hillbilly up on his land, reading this article while sitting in the outhouse who is saying "Damn! You all is making the South look bad!"
8th-May-2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
Florida should just get rid of everyone over 30, like Carrnival in Logan's Run.
8th-May-2008 11:23 pm (UTC)
That was actually "Carousel". Please, get your 1970's SF references correct. :-)
9th-May-2008 03:54 am (UTC)
My Lifeclock went black years ago.....
8th-May-2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
We escaped back to Georgia from FL last year. although I still have to go back regurlarly for our business down there.

Edited at 2008-05-08 10:39 pm (UTC)
8th-May-2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
Okay, I have to represent for my state, here. Not that this news story isn't completely fucked up beyond all reason. We got our forward parts and our backward parts. Pasco County is one of the latter.

Georgia? Georgia?!? Give me a fucking break.

And climate change will pretty much erase the state anyway, so you needn't lift a finger once you become the despotic overlord you were born to be.
9th-May-2008 12:55 am (UTC)
Rather off topic, but if you're interested in getting the best of Fred Phelps, you may be interested in this.
9th-May-2008 05:09 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, I meant to tell you about this. Jon told me about it the other day. Guess it's good I moved out of there when I did, huh?
11th-May-2008 09:52 pm (UTC) - Okay..
So, I know I'm late, but Florida isn't all bad.

Sure there are idiots, and too many old people. But we do have a few reasonably intelligent people. And like an above poster, due to global warming in a matter of 20 years or so Florida will be underwater.

BUT, if you do take over before then, then I thank you for giving us semi-intelligent people a chance to evac.


And I can't believe some idiot complained about "wizardry," I guess he never saw a magic show as a kid. Idiots!

<3 Meagan
11th-May-2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
A kid that is traumatized by a magic trick is Too Soft For Real Life. Shut the little bastard up in a bubble now and let the rest of us have our fun and games.
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