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Nothing's Sacred 
7th-May-2008 12:17 am
Inverted Cross
Someone is selling what they claim, in horrid grammar, is the cross that Jesus Christ died on. Jesus even autographed it. On eBay, of course. I could not make this up, y'all:

We have recently discovered the wooden cross that Jesus Christ died on. It was recovered and burried in a tomb in Jerusalem, Israel.

This wooden cross is the only proof of Jesus Christ dieing for our sins. Within this cross has Jesus Christ bloodline engraved and soaked in the wood.

Since the day we bought this from Israelites I been having dreams of Jesus Christ Returning to earth and has been blessing me with fortune and fame.

Im only selling this to once and for all prove Jesus Christ is real and did sacrifice himself for our sins.

God Bless

Starting bid is US $1,000.

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From Golgotha with Love!
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The WORD is not enough!
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The Pharisee That Loved Me!
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The Man with the Golden Cross
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Resurrect Another Day
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A View to a Transubstantiation
9th-May-2008 05:43 am (UTC) - snoopin round...
I just have to say...after all this fun banter, I have done some snoopin' round and have thoroughly enjoyed reading your profile. I saw a quote attributed to Cap'n Sam Bellamy...

"You are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security; for the cowardly whelps have not the courage otherwise to defend what they get by knavery; but damn ye altogether: damn them for a pack of crafty rascals, and you, who serve them, for a parcel of hen-hearted numbskulls. They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage."
- attributed to Captain "Black Sam" Bellamy

and wanted just to say I have completed an edit of a work of fiction about said pirate. It is sort of historical fiction, heavy on the fiction, and takes place, of course, on Cape Cod. What an intriguing fellow. Revered as a kind of Robin Hood of the waters.
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