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Nothing's Sacred 
7th-May-2008 12:17 am
Inverted Cross
Someone is selling what they claim, in horrid grammar, is the cross that Jesus Christ died on. Jesus even autographed it. On eBay, of course. I could not make this up, y'all:

We have recently discovered the wooden cross that Jesus Christ died on. It was recovered and burried in a tomb in Jerusalem, Israel.

This wooden cross is the only proof of Jesus Christ dieing for our sins. Within this cross has Jesus Christ bloodline engraved and soaked in the wood.

Since the day we bought this from Israelites I been having dreams of Jesus Christ Returning to earth and has been blessing me with fortune and fame.

Im only selling this to once and for all prove Jesus Christ is real and did sacrifice himself for our sins.

God Bless

Starting bid is US $1,000.

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Comments 
7th-May-2008 10:41 am (UTC)
The best part is where Jesus autographed it.

"So. This is what I'm going to be nailed to and die on? Hmm.

[scratching wood with a nail] 'JESUS.. WUZ... HERE.'

All right, let's get this done!"
7th-May-2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
[scratching wood with a nail] 'JESUS.. WUZ... HERE.'

That made me ROFL. And I'm at work. Thanks, I needed that.
7th-May-2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
Hehehe. "Wait, wait, wait guys... I gotta sign this for posterity. This is gonna be big, I have a feeling".
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