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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
Nothing's Sacred 
7th-May-2008 12:17 am
Inverted Cross
Someone is selling what they claim, in horrid grammar, is the cross that Jesus Christ died on. Jesus even autographed it. On eBay, of course. I could not make this up, y'all:

We have recently discovered the wooden cross that Jesus Christ died on. It was recovered and burried in a tomb in Jerusalem, Israel.

This wooden cross is the only proof of Jesus Christ dieing for our sins. Within this cross has Jesus Christ bloodline engraved and soaked in the wood.

Since the day we bought this from Israelites I been having dreams of Jesus Christ Returning to earth and has been blessing me with fortune and fame.

Im only selling this to once and for all prove Jesus Christ is real and did sacrifice himself for our sins.

God Bless

Starting bid is US $1,000.

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Comments 
7th-May-2008 04:43 am (UTC)
JESUS CHRIST! IN ENGLISH, NO DOUBT! DO they really make people this fucking stupid? A cross! Intact! With a signature in ENGLISH! What the fuck happened to INRI or what-have-you?

And I love Jesus' punk rock scrawl; he did it with a pen knife. LOL!!!!! It looks like something you'd see on an old wooden school desk in the inner city public schools - circa 30 AD! HAW HAW HAW!!!!

I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!! Oh, my side! FUCK, already!

"Since the day we bought this from Israelites I been having dreams of Jesus Christ Returning to earth and has been blessing me with fortune and fame."

I hope he comes back and pisses in your mouth.
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7th-May-2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
lol. oh, the mental picture.
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