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OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
Nothing's Sacred 
7th-May-2008 12:17 am
Inverted Cross
Someone is selling what they claim, in horrid grammar, is the cross that Jesus Christ died on. Jesus even autographed it. On eBay, of course. I could not make this up, y'all:

We have recently discovered the wooden cross that Jesus Christ died on. It was recovered and burried in a tomb in Jerusalem, Israel.

This wooden cross is the only proof of Jesus Christ dieing for our sins. Within this cross has Jesus Christ bloodline engraved and soaked in the wood.

Since the day we bought this from Israelites I been having dreams of Jesus Christ Returning to earth and has been blessing me with fortune and fame.

Im only selling this to once and for all prove Jesus Christ is real and did sacrifice himself for our sins.

God Bless

Starting bid is US $1,000.

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Comments 
7th-May-2008 04:39 am (UTC)
Christ was a title, not a last name. If he had signed anything, it would have not been "Jesus Christ" in fucking Anglicised version of a Greek name.
7th-May-2008 04:44 am (UTC) - LOL!!!!
The name's Christ...Jesus Christ...
7th-May-2008 04:47 am (UTC) - Re: LOL!!!!
The accounts of his trial before Pilate would have been a lot more entertaining though.

"You want me to confess I am the King of Israel?"
"No, Mr. Christ. I want you... TO DIE!!"
7th-May-2008 04:59 am (UTC) - Re: LOL!!!!
Insert cool Bond Movie music as, in the final reel, J.C. escapes certain death-by-crucifixion, ending up somewhere in the Bahamas, sunning and drinking something cool and strawberry colored on the beach with a hot bikini-clad blonde on by his side.
9th-May-2008 04:20 am (UTC) - Re: LOL!!!!
Now *that* sounds like an awesome film!
9th-May-2008 04:23 am (UTC) - Re: LOL!!!!
Bond: The Resurrection.

Live and Let Crucify


Your turn!
9th-May-2008 04:24 am (UTC) - Re: LOL!!!!
Crucifixion Royale
9th-May-2008 04:35 am (UTC) - Re: LOL!!!!
LOL!!!!
9th-May-2008 04:35 am (UTC) - Re: LOL!!!!
From Golgotha with Love!
7th-May-2008 04:45 am (UTC)
The name was Yehoshua, or Yeshua, in Aramaic. But I give the forger points for chutzpah!
7th-May-2008 04:49 am (UTC)
Hey, like that old saying goes - if the King James was good enough for Jesus and Paul, it's good enough for me!
7th-May-2008 04:52 am (UTC)
If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
7th-May-2008 04:53 am (UTC)
AMEN!!! PRAISE THE LORD AND HIS HOLY TONGUE OF ENGLISH!!
7th-May-2008 05:04 am (UTC)
Speak. In. Red.
7th-May-2008 11:32 am (UTC)
Funny how the Lord chose Rome as the home of his church.
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