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7th-May-2008 12:17 am
Inverted Cross
Someone is selling what they claim, in horrid grammar, is the cross that Jesus Christ died on. Jesus even autographed it. On eBay, of course. I could not make this up, y'all:

We have recently discovered the wooden cross that Jesus Christ died on. It was recovered and burried in a tomb in Jerusalem, Israel.

This wooden cross is the only proof of Jesus Christ dieing for our sins. Within this cross has Jesus Christ bloodline engraved and soaked in the wood.

Since the day we bought this from Israelites I been having dreams of Jesus Christ Returning to earth and has been blessing me with fortune and fame.

Im only selling this to once and for all prove Jesus Christ is real and did sacrifice himself for our sins.

God Bless

Starting bid is US $1,000.

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7th-May-2008 11:38 am (UTC)
I love how you have "magical dead jew on a stick" as a tag - that makes my morning :)
7th-May-2008 11:58 am (UTC)
Im only selling this to once and for all prove Jesus Christ is real and did sacrifice himself for our sins--oh, and to see what kind of idiots will actually bid on this.

God, this is funny-- I mean everyone knows the megazillion 'splinters of the true cross'that have been sold over the last 2000 years have most certainly decimated the thing!

Edited at 2008-05-07 11:59 am (UTC)
7th-May-2008 12:38 pm (UTC) - *snort*
Part of me wonders what my mother would say if she saw that.

Then again, I might find myself bound and gagged and on my way to her church. *shudder* Did I tell you about this place?? They use a horn - a large, long animal horn, and some guy who's about a thousand years old if he's a day blows this thing to call the holy spirit to them, so they can worship. W... T... F?

I think I need a bath now.
7th-May-2008 01:00 pm (UTC)
Look closely at the top of the cross in the first photo, you can clearly see the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!
7th-May-2008 03:27 pm (UTC)
Meh. I have Satan's jockstrap, and I can prove it. They didn't call him Old Scratch for nothing.
8th-May-2008 03:29 pm (UTC)
tell the truth...
you're just mad that you didn't think of it first.
8th-May-2008 11:59 pm (UTC) - What did Mencken say? No one ever went broke...
If you didn't allow anonymous posting, I would sign up for a livejournal account just to tell you how much I appreciate your dredging things like this up to brighten our otherwise dreary days.
So how much are you bidding? Please post better pix when you win.
Oh, and the acolyte in the third photo? Should be naked.
10th-May-2008 11:45 am (UTC)
Anyone who is actually dumb enough to bid on that deserves to have their money taken from them... no wait, they need to send it to me where it can be put to something useful.
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