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28th-Mar-2008 02:19 pm
I H8 Stupid People
Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat


SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
Words. I haz none.
Comments 
28th-Mar-2008 06:42 pm (UTC)
>Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court
>alcohol played a large role

Alcohol: the ultimate wombat date rape drug.
28th-Mar-2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

Geee, and I got the impression he was simply an asshat.
28th-Mar-2008 07:04 pm (UTC) - Oh noez!
The guy was really just a closet Furry!!! Fursuit sex -- not just for Northern Hemispherians anymore... @_@

;o)
28th-Mar-2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Yeah, those wombats can easily overpower a guy.

28th-Mar-2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
It's always saddening to see doubt and blame being cast on rape victims.

(Hell: I'll see you there.)
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