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Oh The Stupid, It Hurts... You've GOT to click this link and… 
20th-Feb-2008 03:36 pm
Go Obey Your Husband You Stupid Republic
Oh The Stupid, It Hurts...

You've GOT to click this link and watch this video. This is the land of Falwell, people - and these fuckers are SCARY. These are the people Joe Rogan talks about who need to be on the front lines in Iraq. Old, grizzled bastards and their women who think God is in control of everything and that Republicans are closer to Him and that Libruls hate 'merica. Obama is an Islamofascist, blah blah blah.

Go to Ted Nugent concerts and scoop these motherfuckers up in big giant nets, then throw them in a fleet of bass boats to go and fight in Iraq. Tell them that the terrorists love homosexuals, abortions, and hate NASCAR and rasslin'. They'll be on the front lines screaming "YEW FAGGOTS AIN'T GONNA TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO DRIVE FAST IN A CIRCLE!! JESUS GUIDE MY BULLETS!!!!!!!!!" and shooting everything that doesn't look like them. And as long as they stay, so fucking what.

Mitt Romney's sons need to be in Iraq too, by the way. Either that or he has to admit that he's raising nothing but a clan of chickenhawks in magic underwear.

Oh, my head hurts.
20th-Feb-2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
So, uh, the fundamentalists in Lynchburg, TN have now decided that the Jewish people are god's chosen people?

My favorite part?

"If President Bush would hold up to what he would say, we would not be what we were in now, because he says that he's such a big christian and he believes in the bible, but yet he's not doing what he needs to be doing."

"What should he be doing?"

"He should be following the word. He's not letting god lead him, he needs to be where he needs to be with god, and he's not."

WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? Apparently the older women know, because they all approve of it.

The nearest I can come is, "The president needs to do something that I don't know anything about, but I'll know when he does it because someone will tell me on Sunday, plus all of the homos and dirty brown-skinned people will all be gone, women will all wear long skirts, and this will be an all-white christian country just like I'm told the bible says it's supposed to be."

To the older women, all I want to say is, "Doesn't the bible say that women are to be silent in the church?"

I swear. They're beating us all over the head with the book they're supposed to be following.
20th-Feb-2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
Sheeple are fucking scary. The totally believe in....s o m e t h i n g.... but don't ask them what it is. It has nothing to do with facts, evidence, or logic - whatever it is - that's for sure.

Edited at 2008-02-20 10:06 pm (UTC)
21st-Feb-2008 03:43 am (UTC)
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the people.

The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.

          ~Karl Marx

27th-Feb-2008 03:20 am (UTC) - the sheeples

They can call me weird and low class and queer and all of that.
I call them scary.

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