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18th-Feb-2008 12:48 am
First off, this is an EXTREMELY NSFW post. Behind this cut are some of the most disturbingly hilarious tattoos I have ever seen - and some of them are just plain fucked. But F-U-C-K-E-D, I tell you. I apologize in advance if any of you hurt yourselves laughing - also, if you're offended,go get fucked... No one forced you to click the link.

...but big buns?

Don't you hate it when the devil is spankin' it on your back?

Or, you know, GET fucked by them!

You go, girl.

Look what Hooked On Skynyrd did for me!

'Sup, mousedick?


Oh honey - Hugh Jackman would stab the shit out of you for this.

Nice abs!

...Alf spider?



Again, WHOA...

What, no hot sauce?

...the fuck?



I <3 teh corndog of my people...


Jesus is REALLY watching you masturbate!

Eragon gone HORRIBLY wrong...


I FEEL GREEN (da na da na da na da)

Forest O' Peen

MORE fail!


Daffy dick?

Those were supposed to be VELVET curtains!

Monkey see, monkey poke...


Remember waht Danny Glover called him in Predator 2?

That's not how you spell 'shitstain', dude.

BLOODWINGS! *wretch*

That thar's muh wife.

Made with the ink of fail!

18th-Feb-2008 05:53 am (UTC)
These always make me wonder what the orderlies at the nursing home will be thinking in about 50 years ...
18th-Feb-2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
They won't care, because by that time it'll be perfectly normal to have winged penises and flaming cunts tattooed on one's forhead.
18th-Feb-2008 05:58 am (UTC) - Um...

I've seen some INK in my time (being that my Step-Father tattoos)...

...but seriously... whoa!
18th-Feb-2008 06:06 am (UTC)
i'm speechless...
18th-Feb-2008 06:07 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'm laughing, but . . . oh, God. I'm way too curious for my own good sometimes. Pass the brain bleach and the sandblaster!
18th-Feb-2008 06:18 am (UTC)
These are seriously wrong!

I do know a guy locally, a furball with a great sense of humor. He has a tat of himself leaning up against a lawnmower on the left side of his gut and he keeps a swath the width of the lawnmower shaved, leading right the tat.
18th-Feb-2008 06:21 am (UTC)

Thats the Puff Dragon one and I actually think its really cool.
18th-Feb-2008 06:29 am (UTC)
Thank you for the LULZ

My 6-pack morphed into a party keg
18th-Feb-2008 06:40 am (UTC)
BWAHAH! But you can't leave out this one: the Mount Everest of Bad Tattoos...
The Infamous Gay Mermen
18th-Feb-2008 06:41 am (UTC)
The tragedy of some of those is that the artwork itself is good, just not the subject matter!
18th-Feb-2008 06:43 am (UTC)
My last ex in Chicago has a tat of a fat naked dickless man riding a bucking rhinoceros....does that qualify, Jude? *GRIN*
18th-Feb-2008 06:47 am (UTC)
I have to admit the Puff the Dragon cock is pretty damn awesome...

But those others :shudder:
18th-Feb-2008 08:15 am (UTC)
As someone who is inked, I don't know what's more sad; these tattoos, or the artists who actually consented to do them!
18th-Feb-2008 08:48 am (UTC)
The guy with the pentagram on his asshole lives in the seattle area.. can I tell you SCARY....
18th-Feb-2008 04:16 pm (UTC)
Is he a white supremacist?

That looks like the Nazi SS on his right asscheek.
18th-Feb-2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Im not sure.. he has videos on xtube.. i have never met him in person.. but he is nasty nasty nasty
18th-Feb-2008 12:45 pm (UTC)

and the "um" one....the pentagram on his asshole? he's on big muscle bears...no really!
18th-Feb-2008 01:26 pm (UTC)
Well now I understand why they cancelled that show "Inked" on A&E. :) (I do like the cat butt->belly button one though)
18th-Feb-2008 03:18 pm (UTC)
Tattooists get asked to do all sorts of weird things --I know, I'm a tattooist. Sometimes you take the money and do it, and sometimes you don't, but very little surprises me anymore.My basic rule is that I avoid tattooing people's faces; I'm also not a big fan of working on genitals either, though I've done both.

That's some interesting stuff that you've posted, some of it I've seen before. I've tattooed all sorts of things on people and I even have a couple of friends who want the "camel toe" tattoo --I think it's funny as all hell!
18th-Feb-2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
LOL, camel-toe. Took me a sec, but the light-on moment was worth it.
18th-Feb-2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
*wheeze* *flail*

I think I just hurt myself.
19th-Feb-2008 12:06 am (UTC)
Some of those dick, anal and scrotal tats had to hurt like a bitch. Too bad they'll hurt just as bad lasering them off.

Not to mention the pain of having to explain that shit to the dermatologist.

Edited at 2008-02-19 12:08 am (UTC)
19th-Feb-2008 02:01 am (UTC)
The saddest thing is that 80% of these people have likely procreated...
19th-Feb-2008 03:54 am (UTC) - haha

Drunk, demented, or both.

19th-Feb-2008 12:07 pm (UTC)

0040qra3 looks photoshopped to me though. Something about the way the details go...
19th-Feb-2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
haha. wow. Those are.. just WRONG.

If I ever ended up being a tattoo artist, I'd totally have a certain level of class that any tattoo ideas would have to pass. Because, really. I would not want to have to worry about anyone going "Oh, yeah, that tattoo artist Rachel did this completely classless tattoo I'm showing off. GO TO HER." *laughs*

Really makes you wonder how desperate a tattoo artist has to be to even consider having their name possibly linked to this crap.
20th-Feb-2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
"Don't you hate it when the devil is spankin' it on your back?"

no one ever complained when i did it. *grin*
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