...but big buns?
Don't you hate it when the devil is spankin' it on your back?
Or, you know, GET fucked by them!
You go, girl.
Look what Hooked On Skynyrd did for me!
Oh honey - Hugh Jackman would stab the shit out of you for this.
What, no hot sauce?
I WANNA ROCK!!!!
I <3 teh corndog of my people...
Jesus is REALLY watching you masturbate!
Eragon gone HORRIBLY wrong...
I FEEL GREEN (da na da na da na da)
Forest O' Peen
Those were supposed to be VELVET curtains!
Monkey see, monkey poke...
Remember waht Danny Glover called him in Predator 2?
That's not how you spell 'shitstain', dude.
That thar's muh wife.
Made with the ink of fail!