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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually… 
13th-Jan-2008 10:21 pm
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008
We know exactly where one cow with Mad Cow Disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
14th-Jan-2008 03:35 am (UTC)
Great post. #4 is not in the Tao Teh Ching, but it sounds like it should be. I think that is going to me motto for 2008.
14th-Jan-2008 03:37 am (UTC) - ok I love this

Great list.
And why is it that the less material is used to make a bikini, the more it costs?

14th-Jan-2008 03:42 am (UTC)
Thanks for the biggest giggle I have had in ages about the Dept of Ag...
14th-Jan-2008 03:51 am (UTC)
NUmber 8 very true!!! hehe
14th-Jan-2008 04:21 am (UTC)
I love it man.
14th-Jan-2008 04:55 am (UTC)
We are amused.
14th-Jan-2008 01:33 pm (UTC)

Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for one night.
Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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