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Pat Robertson: 'I’m A Complete Moron' Earlier this week, Christian… 
6th-Jan-2008 10:58 pm
I H8 Stupid People
Pat Robertson: 'I’m A Complete Moron'
Earlier this week, Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said God told him who will win the 2008 presidential election. “He told me some things about the election, but I’m not going to say,” he said.

Last night, Robertson appeared on Hannity and Colmes. When asked by Alan Colmes whether God had spoken to him about the election outcome, Robertson said he was “a little shaky on it” and was “not sure.” But Robertson then implied God told him a Democrat would win the White House:
COLMES: You said that you convene with God on a regular basis. You go into deep prayer and mediation, and you just recently say to you was revealed who would be the winner in November. Is that correct?

ROBERTSON: I felt so. But I’m a little shaky on it and I didn’t want to say anything about it publicly. I’m not sure I heard from the Lord. And if I did, I hope I heard wrong.
Sean Hannity then followed-up and asked who Robertson heard would be President. “I’m not saying publicly Sean,” Robertson replied. “
My lips are sealed
.” Watch it:



In 2004, Robertson claimed that the Lord told him it would “be like a blowout” re-election for President Bush. Bush, however, received just 51 percent of the vote that November. In 2006, he incorrectly predicted that “the outcome of the war and the success of the economy will leave the Republicans in charge.”
Comments 
7th-Jan-2008 04:02 am (UTC)
That God. He's such a tease.
7th-Jan-2008 04:49 am (UTC)
"I know who's going to win!"
"Oh yeah, who?"
"Well, I can't tell you until after."
"But then how do I know you didn't make that shit up?"
"Because God told me so. Maybe. I'm not really sure. BUT I KNOW WHO IT IS!"
7th-Jan-2008 05:00 am (UTC) - Yeah well,

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bless her holy hooves) have both told me that Pat Robertson is a fraud, a flake, and a freak.

Daylight Atheism is also reporting on the fruitcake's failed predictions-- http://www.daylightatheism.org/2008/01/
pat-robertsons-pathetic-predictions.html

At least Jeanne Dixon didn't claim a pipeline to the almighty king.

My worst nightmare is that Huckleberry will win. If he does, I am retreating to a cave with a high-speed internet connection, cable, widescreen teevee, and a hot tub on an uninhabited tropical island until his reign of terror is over with.

Excellent reporting-- thanks!

spike
7th-Jan-2008 05:57 am (UTC)
cunt!
7th-Jan-2008 01:17 pm (UTC)
ROBERTSON: I felt so. But I’m a little shaky on it and I didn’t want to say anything about it publicly. I’m not sure I heard from the Lord. And if I did, I hope I heard wrong.

hold on a second...
i thought that god (like the bible) was supposed to be all perfect and without error and perfectly clear and we're supposed to follow it to the letter etc. ad nauseum.

but i guess god was munching on a peanut butter sandwich when he told patty cake who'd win and i guess god must have MUMBLED so there's a chance patty cake heard wrong?

well that doesn't sound like god. that sounds a bit more like, mmmm, i dunno, SATAN???? (he did say he wasn't sure it was the lord, ya know)

*giggle*

Edited at 2008-01-07 01:18 pm (UTC)
7th-Jan-2008 11:24 pm (UTC) - Eating and mumbling god
LOL
7th-Jan-2008 11:22 pm (UTC) - your icons
Wow. no WONDER you despise Christians. If this is what you see when you imagine a room fulla Xtians, yeesh. Nothing but assholes.
8th-Jan-2008 12:47 am (UTC) - Re: your icons
Not Christians per sé, but fundamentalists of all stripes.
8th-Jan-2008 12:59 am (UTC) - Re: your icons
Right, but look who Christianity's hot repreze'-in'
8th-Jan-2008 01:03 am (UTC) - Re: your icons
? I are confuzzled.
8th-Jan-2008 03:58 am (UTC) - Re: your icons
That is the last time I type in semi-darkness.

I meant look who Christianity has as representatives, as leaders of the Christian flock -a bunch of criminals and liars and thieves. It's shameful.
8th-Jan-2008 03:41 pm (UTC) - Re: your icons
I figured as much, but they're not even the real problem - the real problem is that the overwhelming majority of Christians who think these people are completely fucked are not out in mass numbers saying loudly
"YOU PEOPLE DO
NOT
SPEAK FOR ME."
8th-Jan-2008 05:50 pm (UTC) - Re: your icons
I speak out when I vote. I hear you. It's like when a crazy group of Muslims acts up, and the rest are silent. Of course, they have to contend with the looming threat of death; Christians just look at those other kinds of Christians as lunatics. Yeah, but LOBBYING lunatics.
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