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4th-Jan-2008 09:51 pm
PENIS!
Seriously, I couldn't make this shit up.
Sex can offer you some of the best and most intense moments in your life. But unpleasant odors can ruin your sex life and potentially your relationships. Let's be honest, unpleasant smells are a turn off for anyone, and the last thing you want is for a fishy smell to be coming from your own penis.
Wordz. I haz none.
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5th-Jan-2008 02:57 am (UTC)
Best and most intense? Reeeeallly???

OMG! The odor! That explains EVERYTHING!

Howz that for wordz..., later.
5th-Jan-2008 02:59 am (UTC)
... and the last thing you want is for a fishy smell to be coming from your own penis.

My OWN penis?!?!?! I don't want a fishy smell from goddam Ben Roethlisberger's penis, even if he rolled off Honey Mae the cheerleader and windsprinted over to my condo to give me some hard linebacker lovin' in the middle of the night!!! WTF! I'd be all, "Ben, you know I'm yours, but hit the shower or grab some tartar sauce and a lemon and get out."

Yuck.
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5th-Jan-2008 02:15 pm (UTC)
I hear its all the rage.
5th-Jan-2008 04:09 am (UTC)
I almost thought this would be a link to something one might see in vintage_ads for Lysol douches.
5th-Jan-2008 04:51 am (UTC)
I have NEVER heard of or experienced a penis that smells fishy...unless it was very recently IN something that occasionally smells fishy.

Years ago, I was good friends with a couple of leather dykes who tried to emulate the leathermen who develop heady armpit aroma...I'm not exaggerating when I tell you that I KNEW without looking when they had come into the bar--because I could smell them. I loved them to death, but if you stood too close, your eyes would water...and the aroma was NOT armpits. I always figured that it was part of a breath-control/bondage/SM scene they would do with a lipstick lesbian in their soundproofed playroom. And inspiration for "Alien"..."No one can hear you scream...."
5th-Jan-2008 07:20 am (UTC)
Tell that to Napoleon, who used to send ahead word to his gal that he would be home in a week or two or even a month and offer this advice: Don't bathe.

I don't care whose penis it is or whose vaginer it is; no fish, aiiiiiight?
5th-Jan-2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
that icon makes me laugh everytime
5th-Jan-2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
well, it is on the list of smells I wouldn't want coming from my penis.
along with rotting egg
jackfruit
fontina cheese
new car
and patchouli
7th-Jan-2008 07:41 am (UTC) - fish

Lobster!
Shrimp!
Cavier!
Crabs. ;^{

spike
7th-Jan-2008 09:58 pm (UTC)
that is hilarious...talk about implanting paranoia..'fret worry stress do my genitals smell..?????' jeeeez
its almost identical to anti-thrush cream, tis all


ill tell you a smell that puts me off sex...SEX-TOY-RUBBER SMELL


yick.
7th-Jan-2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
This I cannot even begin to comment on. The biggest turn off for me? Bad breath, hands down.
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