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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken… 
7th-Sep-2007 10:38 am
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

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7th-Sep-2007 02:54 pm (UTC)
Chuck Norris once shot down a Nazi Messerschmitt by pointing his finger at it and shouting "bang".
7th-Sep-2007 03:17 pm (UTC)
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies. He potato sacks them.
7th-Sep-2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
Meh! Chuck Norris lost his credibility when he started shaving his body and and doing infomercials.
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7th-Sep-2007 04:12 pm (UTC)
The death of dinosaurs is thought to be because of a asteroid hitting the earth. This is incorrect. As it happened, Chuck made a too strong pot of Trex Chili, and the resulting fiery methane emission ended the dinosaurs.
7th-Sep-2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
chuck Norris is the first man who count from one till infinite, twice...

7th-Sep-2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
Chuck Norris looked in a mirror, scared himself silly and found Jeebus.
8th-Sep-2007 01:28 am (UTC)
Jesus wears a bracelet that says "WWCND?"
8th-Sep-2007 01:56 pm (UTC)
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...but Chuck Norris never cries. Ever.
9th-Sep-2007 03:33 pm (UTC)
lol
11th-Sep-2007 05:55 pm (UTC)
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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