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12th-Jul-2007 11:09 am
GOP Elephant
State House Rep. Arrested For Offering A Cop $20 & A Hummer
Titusville police say they have arrested Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, of Merrit Island, on second degree misdemeanor charges for soliciation for prostiution.

Allen, 48, was arrested Wednesday afternoon at Veteran's Memorial Park on East Broad St. in Titusville. The park was under surveillance by a detail of undercover police officers.

Officers say they noticed Allen acting suspicious as he went in and out of the men's restroom 3 times. Minutes later, he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20. Officers realized he was a public figure after the arrest.

Allen, a Republican, represents District 32 of the State House of Representatives. The district spans parts of Brevard and Orange counties. Allen was first elected to the office in 2000.
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12th-Jul-2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
Because I never have $20 to spare, but the rest I'll do for free.
12th-Jul-2007 03:33 pm (UTC)
what's that word?

Schadenfreude?

mmm hmmmm, yeah that's it!
13th-Jul-2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
Such a delicious word it is, too!
12th-Jul-2007 03:42 pm (UTC)
haHA! 20 bucks AND a blow job?!

yeah...life's fair.
12th-Jul-2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
Wait, I'm confused; was he asking for $20 or paying in order to give the blow job? Maybe the state of Florida should consider raising the pay for its representatives if they have to charge for giving blow jobs.
12th-Jul-2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
$20 AND a blow job.
12th-Jul-2007 04:59 pm (UTC)
Maybe he sucks (excuse the pun) at giving blow jobs... i've never had to pay to give on in my life!

Hmm... I wonder if that would be a deterrent? "Kids, I know the life of a conservative republican sounds excitig, but it will make you bad at sex!"
12th-Jul-2007 05:07 pm (UTC)
Titusville is actually my hometown, sadly enough. I used to go to that park all the time, but I never noticed prostitutes or congressmen (same difference, in many cases?) prowling the restrooms. Ah well. This douche apparently claims it was all a "big misunderstanding." I wonder what he really offered the $20 for, then?
12th-Jul-2007 06:23 pm (UTC) - Heil Bushler
Thought this might interest you:
http://hot-house.livejournal.com/7240.html

It's an interview with Helen Thomas, UPI reporter to the White House since JFK. My favorite quote (and this will shock you, I know) is: "This is the most secretive administration I have ever covered. And they're all secretive."
12th-Jul-2007 06:57 pm (UTC)
No.

I thought it must be a link to The Onion, but it's actually true?

LO fucking L.

13th-Jul-2007 04:51 am (UTC)
Tsk. 20 bucks? Blow ME, guy. Cheapskate.
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