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Rat Bastard Friday 
22nd-Jun-2007 09:08 am


Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic city_of_dis.
Comments 
22nd-Jun-2007 01:40 pm (UTC)
To the Fuckers at Pivot who didn't offer me a job... and now I'm moving.
Couldn't you have thought-forwardley for once?
22nd-Jun-2007 01:44 pm (UTC)
And after watching Sicko!

I'm pissed at our health insurance companies and that I have not yet been able to immigrate back to family's ancestral homeland.
22nd-Jun-2007 03:32 pm (UTC)
I'd just like to point out that your 'Free Speech Coalition' link (listed under Law, Politics, & Reproductive Freedom) leads to somewhere irrelevant.
22nd-Jun-2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
btw Jesus Was A Liberal, Demopedia and Knowledge Is Power are kinda down.
22nd-Jun-2007 07:57 pm (UTC)
I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU to the drunken, passive-aggressive weasel, his lying, fugly cuntrag of a sister, and their bratty little friends who ruined my movie-going experience a few days back. I hope they all choke on on their free food. The same goes for the spineless manager who didn't kick them out of the theater but instead rewarded them for their whiny bitch-ass behavior. Booo.

22nd-Jun-2007 08:23 pm (UTC)
I think this is my first time doing a RBF.

Dear Stephanie, the Customer Service Representative from my Mom's Insurance Company:

Fuck you, you pestulant little cumrag two-faced cum-dump cuntqueen, for insinuating my mom would no longer have proper medical insurance if she didn't increase her deductible on a new plan, making her cry while on the phone, and making me freak out about how I was going to pay 500 bucks for pills, when in reality you were just trying to promotionalize and make a few cents in commission. I hope you die while choking on the quarter commission you make trying to fear-addle innocent customers into buying more insurance than they actually need.
23rd-Jun-2007 04:40 am (UTC) - how dare you
how dare you
tell us that our spouses aren't worth your money
cut off our children from their daycare
take away our time spent with our supervisors in an environment unpolluted by politics
make us pay exhorbitant fees every time our health fails or our children fall ill
squash our every effort to make this a team environment
crush our sense of purpose and meaning
assume that we give two ripe shits about how much money we're making you
drive off everyone we care about
replace the competent people with recent grads (they're half as expensive and one hundredth as capable)
cap our bonuses so that no matter how much money we make you... and it's a fortune... we only get what you think you can spare
assign us life insurance we don't need and can't elect out of
reallocate our retirement to a company we hate
put your friends in charge of what happens in our office... which they've never visited
dictate how we do our jobs, about which you know nothing
fire people who don't agree with you instead of striving for harmony
spy on our every move
delete our databases and personal computers without consulting us
how dare you treat us like inferiors when we are the people who earned our right to hold our heads high and proclaim "the world is better for my having been a part of it".

how dare you take over a company full of people who believe in themselves, believe in what they're doing and transform it into a soulless, incompetent, ruthless, amoral cash machine that has nothing to do with helping the very cause we all hold most dear.

and how dare i think that anything i say will change the fact that you couldn't possibly care less about the people who brought you to this point and will keep you successful. there is nothing about you that is redeeming and nothing that i can say or do that will change that. would that there were a hell for you to languish in unbearable suffering for all of eternity becuase your actions, your beliefs, your role in this life have earned you nothing less.
23rd-Jun-2007 04:37 pm (UTC) - Irresponsible pet owners
They're all rat bastards!

People who let their dogs leave presents all over the place and don't pick them up.
People who don't train their dogs so that they tear up the place they live... or irredeemably stain and stink up the rugs and floors...
Those people are my rat bastards.

Why?
I'll tell you why.

Because when people who have mild mannered greyhounds that wouldn't dream of going indoors, and just want a nice bed to lay on all day (or a series of them so they can switch as they desire), and only bark when they need to be rescued from the cat, can't find a place to live because landlords won't accept them. Simply because they are dog, and dogs are universally perceived to wreck apartments, or bark incessantly and disturb the neighbors. It's those people that spoil things for those of us who take the time to train and properly raise our dogs.

Or, if the landlords will allow dogs, they charge exhorbidant security deposit fees.

Luckily for me, when I took Mossy to look at an apartment that allowed dogs, he made such a good impression that the exhorbidant fees are being lessened. We'll be moving into a really nice place soon, but it was a headache, and a lot of calls to people saying, "we don't take dogs" before we found it.

I'd like to strangle all the irresponsible pet owners in the world at this moment.
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