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Rapture Wreaks Havoc On Local Book Club MARION, IN—Following last… 
22nd-Feb-2007 09:29 am
Rapture Wreaks Havoc On Local Book Club
MARION, IN—Following last week's rapture, which transported four members of the Marion Mockingbirds Book Club to heaven in order to be with Jesus Christ, the three remaining members have reportedly been scrambling to maintain a regular Wednesday meeting schedule as well as the usual coffee-and-pastry rotation.

"It's a shame because I think Shirley had the most stimulating opinions, and I was really looking forward to hearing what she'd have to say about [Fannie Flagg's Standing In The Rainbow] right before her ascension," said club member Diane Valinsky Monday. "And we were supposed to meet at Lucas' house this week, but I guess that's out now, seeing as the armies of Satan are on the march."

Valinsky said she and the remaining members were not surprised that the Antichrist turned out to be Mitch Albom, calling his latest fiction effort, For One More Day, "disappointing."
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22nd-Feb-2007 04:36 pm (UTC)
You know, if the rapture has already taken place, then you are free to decapitate ring-wing Bible-beaters, because they think that's going to happen to the ones that get left behind anyway. Sweet.
23rd-Feb-2007 12:35 am (UTC)
i was born in marion indiana... this is the onion, right?
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