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2nd-Feb-2007 08:18 am

Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters are welcome.

Go on - vent your spleen...

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2nd-Feb-2007 01:50 pm (UTC)
to the fucking fuckhead who stole my fucking credit card number:

If you have the smarts to scheme your way into Amazon.com or even to snag the number at Chili's why the FUCK would you go blow $1100 at fucking Pep boys??

I hope that your goddamned tricked out car blows up on a lonely CA highway and they dont find you for weeks so that birds have picked your stinking remains.

And to the fucking bank...when you tell me the money will be back by friday, PUT THE FUCKING MONEY BACK BY FRIDAY. and when I call you to explain the shit that has happened....STOP CHARGING ME NSF FEES IF YOU KNOW THAT ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT!!!!

2nd-Feb-2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
That would be the good folks at Channel 5 WMCTV in Memphis- the local NBC affiliate who spent all day yesterday playing promos for their 10:00 feature "Secret Cell Phone Pictures of Mary Winkler." MW being the wife of a minister in nearby, rural Selmer, TN who apparently shot her husband and is awaiting trial. Some busy-body took cell phone pics of her drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette in a bar after work and sent them to TV 5 and it became the top story. So? Who picks the news over there? Gladys Kravitz? The promos featured a black screen with foggy, mysterious letters and a Vincent Price-like voiceover. Why can't I have real news? Why can't I whip the news editor with cat o'nine tails?
2nd-Feb-2007 03:59 pm (UTC) - Ada SUCKS.
Ada sucks as a computer language. It's overly complicated and rigid, unforgiving, and I just don't understand how to implement abstract data types and generic packages!
2nd-Feb-2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
To my co-worker Renee:

Bitch, if you can't be bothered to do your job properly, at least don't be complaining about everyone elses work ethic. Yes, we know you work twice as hard as everyone else, but the fact remains that you still get half as much done. And when I bring up your shortcoming, please forgive me when I laugh in your face at your pathetic 'yes, we all drive eachother crazy sometimes'... the rest of us get along just fine, and we are united in out irritation with you. We all agree that it's easier to work with a 2 man crew than to work with 3 if you're one of them. It's well known that, when asked 'who is on shift tonight' the answer 'I'm working with Renee' means 'please don't ask me for help, I'll have my hands full. And please buy me a drink after to thank the scheduling gods that YOU aren't working with her'. It's one thing to slack, I can deal with slackers.... but your busybody bullshit interferes with my ability to do my job, then you have the nerve to tell me I can thank you for it later? Get over yourself. If you can't be bothered to do your job please go sit somewhere else while you're on shift, and I'll do it for you; it'll be easier that way.
3rd-Feb-2007 01:16 am (UTC)
The wall. For ruining a perfectly good day, by being in the same volume of space that my head deigned to occupy. And you know damn well that where my head has the right of way! Fucking wall.
3rd-Feb-2007 02:37 am (UTC)
I hate my kidneys! I hate kidney disease! I hate my fucking kidneys for failing on me, for giving me only one really functional kidney in the first place and then I hate that one for having kidney disease! Damn!
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