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The Atheist's Nightmare: This Shit Is BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
29th-Dec-2006 10:07 am
I swear, I almost want to think this was done on purpose in an übersnarky way to mock the very things they're claiming as fact - it's THAT bad. The level of homoeroticism here is off the chart. Mike Seaver, beloved miscreant and subject to many of my teenage masturbatory fantasties, is dead. This clip is TOTALLY worksafe. Pass it on.

OMG RUN HEATHENS!! IT'S A BANANA!!

BEST YOUTUBE CLIP OF 2006!
Comments 
29th-Dec-2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
why OH WHY
have they blocked anything youtubey at my work

this bastids are truly keepin a brother down.
29th-Dec-2006 03:39 pm (UTC)
Mind if I add?

By the way, do you live in Athens? I noticed you're a member of 706noise.
29th-Dec-2006 03:49 pm (UTC)
Don't mind at all. Nope - in Columbus, about 2 hours & change south and on the western border of the state. I joined that community not long after my friend Elissa Hadley died, she was a singer (Lenny, Breathlanes, Aqualove, etc.) and actor (Town & Gown Players). She died from cervical cancer this past August. I've blogged about her .
29th-Dec-2006 04:14 pm (UTC)
You're in Cbus? How did I not know this? We're there all the time...
29th-Dec-2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
GEORGIA???
29th-Dec-2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
Oh, fucking hell. There's a Columbus Georgia, too? Erm. Nevermind.
29th-Dec-2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
I thought as much - DRAT!
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29th-Dec-2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
what the fuck was that shit. And I've got no love lost for Mr. Cameron. He's still my pre-teen fantasy. He's just misguided. I would be too if I was staring at a grown man fondle a banana.
29th-Dec-2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
the banana and its non-skid surface! Only God could think of a non-skid surface so it doesn't slip around in your hand... but... what about the cock? That slips around some. Isn't the cock part of God's plan (and what a great plan indeed!)?

This banana theory makes me blanch, it's so stupid. The banana theory. That's like If I was set out on the lawn to illustrate how well the peeled banana fits into my pooter. What the hell does THAT prove?

And coconuts are a son of a bitch to crack open and eat. Does God not want us to eat them? Ever try peeling and eating a prickly pear? Hows about a pineapple? A fucking artichoke? Were those no-no foods back in the day?

I like the way Cameron was eying the slip-slide of that bah-nah-ner.
29th-Dec-2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
Dumb question--

How can I embed that video in my own LJ post or Myspace bulletin?

I can't figure out what part of the html code from your post to copy and paste.
29th-Dec-2006 11:37 pm (UTC)
YouTube code for LiveJournal:
<span class="ljvideo">YOUTUBE URL</span>


YouTube code for MySpace:
<embed src="YOUTUBE URL" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>
30th-Dec-2006 06:10 am (UTC)
Ah, thank you very much! :D
29th-Dec-2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
About the part where the text says that Einstein believed in God: Richard Dawkins argues in The God Delusion that when Einstein said "God", he meant "physics". That's paraphrasing like whoa, so if that doesn't make much sense, check out the book. It is fantastic.
30th-Dec-2006 12:46 am (UTC)
Channel surfing late last night, I came across the local TBN affiliate just as Left Behind was starting. Having never really watched it I thought I'd give it a go. I knew basically what it was about but, still, I thought I should give it a chance…but that was asking waaay too much. There's only so much nonsense I will put up with and there's way too much nonsense in that movie. One has to give up so much of one's own self respect and intelligence just to accept the basic premise in order to watch it that it becomes totally unwatchable within minutes. Even accepting Kirk Cameron playing a journalist is a stretch not to mention all the obvious 'Cold War' mentality behind the character they push as the so-called 'Anti-Christ' - I tried but I couldn't do it.
It might be fun to have a party at which to watch it so that one had friends with whom to mock it but aside from that one would have to be a true believer to even think of taking it seriously.
I've seen lots of candidates for Worst Movie of All Time but Left Behind takes the cake and runs away with it.
30th-Dec-2006 06:00 am (UTC)
It may be too late for MST3K, but maybe Rifftrax would do it...
30th-Dec-2006 07:26 am (UTC)
Sounds perfect; especially for those who live alone.
30th-Dec-2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
He's just getting way to friendly with that banana. Er, either that or it's time to go wash out my brain agian.
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