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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
R.B.F. 
8th-Dec-2006 09:29 am
My most sincere apologies for forgetting to post this last Friday, things came up and I wasn't able. Without further adieu:



Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters are welcome.

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic city_of_dis.
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8th-Dec-2006 02:36 pm (UTC)
God - The Imaginary Scapegoat

Today the bane of my existence doesn;t even exist.

How fucked up is that
8th-Dec-2006 02:39 pm (UTC)
Frak the frakking frakkers who decided to email me in the midde of the night, and then complain that I took to long to answer the email.

Don't know about you, but generally at 12 at night, I'm not checking my work emails.
8th-Dec-2006 02:42 pm (UTC)
The person who is supposed to be calling me today to let me know if I got the job! For fuck's sake, Person, it's almost 3 PM already! I can't handle the suspense!! WOULD IT KILL YOU TO JUST LET ME KNOW AGGGGGHH
8th-Dec-2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
We have been following your internet activity regarding your enthusiasm for this job, Mr. Gardner.

You will receive our answer soon.

In the form of RATS. HUNDREDS OF RATS.
8th-Dec-2006 03:30 pm (UTC)
Oh God, not more rats.
8th-Dec-2006 03:36 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
Did you think you'd have a choice, Mr. Gardner?

I thought not.

We need to see how much you WANT this job.
8th-Dec-2006 03:40 pm (UTC)
Is that you Benjamin Stone? Get out of here, you asshole!

And no more fucking rats.
8th-Dec-2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
CURSES!!!

And here I was thinking they'd all die during the transatlantic postal voyage...
8th-Dec-2006 03:48 pm (UTC)
I reckon you'd just get one really huge fat rat sitting in a pile of shit and bones.
8th-Dec-2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
*sings "Ben" in my best Crispin Glover*
8th-Dec-2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
No, it's Rat Bastard Friday - I would've thought you'd be singing in your best Michael Jackson for THAT.
8th-Dec-2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
Most of my classmates, from all grades, especially highschool.
8th-Dec-2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
Christmas carols / music / jingles. They make me want to slaughter. Incoherent rage.
8th-Dec-2006 05:15 pm (UTC)
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,

You broke up with me. You said I was a used up, bitter hag.

So don't stalk me with text messages about how you miss me! Go away! Find someone youthful and "nice"!

Sincerely,
Me
9th-Dec-2006 12:20 am (UTC)
No one is particularly bane-y right now, but I found out my former boss is shit talking me to EVERYONE, completely clueless to the fact that they loved me and know he's a liar and a horrible boss.

I'm waiting to hear details of what I'm being blamed for NOW. Maybe it's just me, but when three of your staff make private meetings with you to beg you to keep someone on at the salary they want, that kinda tips a person off that perhaps, I don't know, THEY LIKE HER. And know the truth.

He really has no idea how many people think he's an utter asshole and are busy CYAing before he fucks them over too.

Die, JohnO, die.
9th-Dec-2006 05:49 am (UTC)
Because I am too pissed off to go into it, I will leave you with a quote in the bathroom, on a chalkboard (yes, they're in the bathrooms here) I saw at an MIT Bio Department Holiday Party (btw, it was awesome - 250 atheists... the only decorations were snow flakes)

"For a proposition to be true, there must exist a chance that it may be false. Because propositions based on faith cannot be false, they thusly cannot be true. It may then be inferred that all religious propositions cannot be true.
QED"
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