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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
From Aravosis: 
18th-Nov-2006 11:39 am
Oh my buggery bollocks...
Funniest CNN moment, ever

I hate to laugh, because it's a horrible story, but CNN a short while ago reported on a horrific plot to kill all 9 Supreme Court justices, members of the military, and more. Apparently, some incredibly sick woman mailed homemade cookies and chocolates to all 9 justices, and members of the military, and the goodies contained enough rat poison to kill half of Kentucky.

CNN's reporter then dutifully informs us that, fortunately, the killer cookies and candies never got to the justices because of increased security measures adopted after September 11. She then goes on to note that part of the credit for the court's crack security team having foiled this plot also goes to notes included with the cookies and candies saying "I am/We are going to kill you. This is poisoned."

Yeah, that might have helped too.
SIT STILL, I AM GOING TO SAW YOUR ARMS OFF. HEY, WHERE YA GOIN'?
Comments 
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18th-Nov-2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
I love you too, you non-visiting asshole. ;-)
18th-Nov-2006 05:35 pm (UTC)
I hate it when a plan doesn't come together because you misplace the notes. The notes should have been on the bottom so they would have nibbled first.

It's like a knock knock joke when you lead with the punch line.
18th-Nov-2006 05:54 pm (UTC)
THIS COMMENT IS POISONED.
18th-Nov-2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL! Darwin works!
18th-Nov-2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
I must say, if you eat homemade cookies from the mail that your mom didn't send you, you don't deserve to survive on the Supreme Court.
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