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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
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12th-Nov-2006 12:36 pm
I Bob Cesca!
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Time For A Big Ol' Cup Of 'Shut The FUCK Up'

Last week, I described a nightmare scenario in which the Republicans won the midterm prompting the president, high on mandate juice, to form the Department of Shut The Fuck Up, headed by a sock puppet named Secretary Fiddlesticks. ()

Now that the Democrats have taken back the Congress and 51+ percent of America finally has a voice in government again, I think it's time to seriously let fly. So at the risk of sounding contentious in this all-too-genuine era (several days) of bipartisanship, here now is a roll call of people who must officially shut the fuck up.

1) Republican trolls who wrap up their anonymous and incomprehensible criticisms of progressives with the phrase, "and that's why your party never wins," need to shut the fuck up.

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Comments 
12th-Nov-2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
lovely, i say.

LOVE-ly!!!
13th-Nov-2006 12:20 am (UTC)
I heart him - he's the one responsible for the Katherine Harris post I made yesterday.
12th-Nov-2006 05:48 pm (UTC)
The devilish wordsmiths who think it's strategic and clever to refer to the Democratic Party as the "Democrat Party" need to stop it.

eh, they can call it the "democrat party" as long as i can call them the "republik-k-k party"
13th-Nov-2006 12:22 am (UTC)
Niiiiice!
12th-Nov-2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
My mother...with her proclamations of how I'm ruining the world for my children's children...needs to shut the fuck up.
13th-Nov-2006 12:22 am (UTC)
*orders a fatwa on Carla, with a side of jihad*
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