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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
*snicker* 
12th-Nov-2006 10:32 am
There is a war far more sinister than the one we wage against the Islamofascists, my friends.

DECLARE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!


This post is made in honor of Fox News bobblehead John Gibson, for general fucktardery of the highest degree.
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12th-Nov-2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
I'd like to see others try and force, say, Diwali on a bunch of Christians. That'd be a lot of fun! Or Ramadan. Heehehee!

I'm all about Festivus myself.
12th-Nov-2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
...but if it's turned into an American holiday, then won't that make it all the more a day to consume, lie to kids, go into debt... it's ALREADY a capitalist festival. I don't really see it on a grand scale as being a trumpet call for Christians. In fact, in Europe, Christmas is really a nice family gathering, low-key, you go to church - or not - Christmas Day, and eat with the folks and friends. It was never this big giant blow-out, even here, back in the day. I think the reason why it's so blown up here is because it's already been manufactured to be a grand shopping extravaganza, and Christians may be pissed about that, but I figure I don't want people overblowing Christmas anyway. I'm not going to hurl Christmas down the throats of non-Christians. I don't think most Christians do, but, damn, it's sold in such a pretty package. And if you want to celebrate Hanukkah, et al., then go ahead and do it; who's stopping you?

The guy wasn't even BORN in December. It's more in keeping with the Pagan's festival - you know how they closed down all the Venture stores and replaced them with K-Marts in the same spot, and the people still come to that spot to shop? It's the same deal, but with churches and holy days.

I follow the Charlie Brown philosophy: hang with some pals, decorate a tree into something you can sing around, and celebrate being together, and go "Loo loo loo, loo loo loo loo-ooo, loo loo loo, loo loo loo loooo!" I think Jesus would be happy about people getting together in the spirit of love, and not give too much of a shit about anything else. He was never a fancy guy.

War on Christmas, War on Homos, War on Terrorists, War on Drugs... how do they find the time...

What I dislike is the outpouring of hearts regarding the welfare of the poor - on one day of the fucking year; make that two days, if your throwing a can of hash (cause poor people LOVE hash) into a bin for Thanksgiving. If that assuages your guilt for having a full stomach, then that's just great. "Don't forget the poor come Christimastime! Fuck those bums any other day of hte week..."
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