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6th-Nov-2006 10:23 pm
Betty Bowers on Pastor Ted

I suspect that this will be a rather uncomfortable weekend at the Ted Haggard tax-free mansion. You see, Reverend Haggard is a vociferous spokesperson against gay marriage and, until yesterday, his wife probably had no idea she was actually in one.

Oh, I can hear some of you gals used to being around florists and Governors of New Jersey -- and Texas -- cackling. You think I'm selling the woman's intuition for pushily obvious queenery short. But if Haggard's unblinking congregation could sit and listen to such a liturgical Liberace week after week and not realize they were in the presence of someone who makes Barry Manilow in a full-length mink look butch, they really need to recalibrate their ability to detect prescription-strength doses of flamboyance. Because if you can't tell that Haggard is not just gay, but marabou mules wearing gay, you must have bought your refurbished Gaydar at the same kiosk Tom Cruise got his E-meter.

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7th-Nov-2006 04:24 am (UTC)
Ahh, the sweet smell of Schadenfreude . . . ::takes a deep whiff::

I honestly had no idea about Crouch, but Jan Crouch has scared me from the first sight I ever had of her. I was drunk on trash margaritas, my roommates were channel-surfing, and suddenly this woman with a meringue on her head appeared on the screen. If I'd been any drunker, she might have eaten my soul instead of hustled for my rent money.

The entire crowd is frightening. As someone said on
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Ahh, the sweet smell of <i>Schadenfreude</i> . . . ::takes a deep whiff::

I honestly had no idea about Crouch, but Jan Crouch has scared me from the first sight I ever had of her. I was drunk on trash margaritas, my roommates were channel-surfing, and suddenly this woman with a meringue on her head appeared on the screen. If I'd been any drunker, she might have eaten my soul instead of hustled for my rent money.

The entire crowd is frightening. As someone said on <lj-user="metaquotes"> earlier, the only thing that can live in the closet is a monster, as any kid could tell you.

--Kris
7th-Nov-2006 06:11 am (UTC) - Hysterical!!!
Made my evening.......Happy Voting Tomorrow.....The revolution begins....xoxooxoxxo
7th-Nov-2006 06:43 am (UTC)
brianpdx and I found a goody somebody put together:

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/bettybowers
7th-Nov-2006 08:23 am (UTC)
wait... BARRY MANILOW is gay?!!?!?!?!?!?
7th-Nov-2006 02:41 pm (UTC) - Internet Traffice Predicting Voting Trends?
Anonymous
Compete.com's blog today features information from a survey of people who have visited popular political websites in the past few months. It compares their claims to party affiliation to what their internet behavior says about them. There are some interesting trends.
7th-Nov-2006 02:46 pm (UTC) - Compete.com's blog
Anonymous
http://blog.compete.com/index.php/2006/11/07/election-day-president-bush-wingnuts-moonbats-iraq/
7th-Nov-2006 08:40 pm (UTC)
I loved those claims 'Butt he only got a massage'

Uhh huh. Right, Gurlfriend... He got a prostate massage.
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