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6th-Jul-2006 04:43 pm
Area Bastards Pick Wrong Guy To Mess With This Time

December 17, 1996 | Issue 30•19

TALLAHASSEE,FL — According to Tallahassee resident Bud Courson, local bastards Dewey Bostock and Dewayne Buckner picked the wrong guy to mess with this time. "They picked the wrong guy to mess with when they started messing with me," Courson said of the messing, which local officials believe to be the biggest mistake of the bastards' lives. Courson's future plans for the bastards include doing a serious number on their asses and whaling on them.



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Comments 
6th-Jul-2006 08:54 pm (UTC)

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
By Bruce Heffernan

Still one of my all time favorites. And strangely hot, too.
7th-Jul-2006 12:18 pm (UTC)
It got me so hot I couldn't eat my Light N' Fit peach yogurt. Bastards!
6th-Jul-2006 08:59 pm (UTC)
These are great. I should find my favorite Onion article links soon and share with you.
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8th-Jul-2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
I think I dated Dwayne Buckner when I went to Jr. High in Tallahassee!
9th-Jul-2006 01:41 am (UTC)
I swear, you & your prawns.. **snicker*
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