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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
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6th-Mar-2006 08:22 am
I issued a fatwa against my hangover when I woke up. Now one bottle of water and a strong cup of coffee later, I'll see that fatwa and raise it one jihad.

I had to drink the whole bottle, if I hadn't then the terrorists would have won. Ow. That is all.
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5th-Mar-2006 02:04 pm (UTC) - [[chuckles]]
I suspect your drowning of the extremist factions in your head might have been sped-up by taking a combination of Tylenol and Ibuprofen... The 1-2-punch of pain-relief (and religious intolerance). ;o)
5th-Mar-2006 02:47 pm (UTC)
They say that drinking LARGE amounts of water before sleeping helps, but who has that kind of foresight when they are wasted and sleepy?

I am lucky, no matter how loaded I get I have NEVER managed to get hung over, I will wake up loaded the next day though. That was interesting back in my 20's when I'd go to work still toasted out of my mind. Ahhhhhhhh my miss spent youth.

Feel better man!
5th-Mar-2006 02:52 pm (UTC)
Either you are with us, or you're with the tairists.
5th-Mar-2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
I guess I'm not the only one who noticed how certain Texans pronounce the word "terror" with only one syllable.
5th-Mar-2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Try wrapping explosives around your head, shouting "Allah, Hu Akbar!" and detonating. You'll find 72 big burly bald men with a great hangover cure waiting for you when you come to.
5th-Mar-2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
And this is why I will never ask you for your phone #. It would be oh so too tempting to call you up and scream HI!!! HOW YOU DOING!!??! in such a cheerful mood that you would reach through the phone to rip out my throat. :P
Feel better and keep after those horrible terrorists in your head.
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