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Open Letter To Jeff Gannon 
17th-Dec-2005 03:07 pm
Dear hotmilitarystud Mr. Guckert Gannon Whoever-the-hell-you-are-this-week,
It's one thing that you're a self loathing faggot, the Republican party is rife with them. You're the same microcephalic shitstains that bitch about Barbra Streisand, yet you KNOW you own "Color Me Barbra" on vinyl. It's one thing for you to cry foul when some Nazi cunt like Ann Coulter gets booed off a stage for being herself, but take care to refrain from illuminating this 'travesty' with phrases like "It reinforces that liberal believe free speech is only for those who agree with them" like your fellow GOPers don't constantly do the same. Might want to take care to spellcheck now and then, oh stellar reporter that you are. It's one thing for you to pretend to be something you aren't where being a reporter is concerned, but you're a fucking moron to think you can rip on White House reporters - the same ones you used to sit next to on a somewhat daily basis before getting busted by Americablog. Conversely, you need not ever mention the name Jayson Blair when making yet another failed attempt at being snarky. If you suck cock as badly as you suck at being intelligent, there is no fucking way you ever made $1200/weekend selling your ass to elitest DC. Pointing out an unfavorable review of Brokeback Mountain? That's what we have the Focus On The Family for, you stupid cumburp. Then you go and call Ron Reagan 'twinkle toes' and 'nancy boy' like he's one of the GOP johns who allegedly paid you to humiliate him. Dude, between the two of you, YOU are the assbandit, NOT him.

What I'm really trying to say here is motherfuck you, you subhuman, masochistic, vapid attention whore. Die.

No really, die.

J. Bennett
Will post any reply he makes.
Comments 
17th-Dec-2005 08:13 pm (UTC)
No, really, Jude, how do you feel about Gannon? We gotta work on this holding in your feelings thing!

*Big hugs!!!*
17th-Dec-2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
Dude, this was WAY tame for me. Trust me. See what I mean? More here.
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18th-Dec-2005 12:02 am (UTC)
cumburp.

hehe. you funny.
18th-Dec-2005 01:54 pm (UTC)
He deleted what I assume was your comment about Ron Reagan
http://www.jeffgannon.com/archives/2005/12/nancys_nancy_bo_1.html#comments

Awwww, I think his feelings were hurt.
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