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NOT having a good day... 
1st-Aug-2002 07:40 am
It started last night with the giant asshole working the door at The Loft, which I will never, EVER voluntarily patronize again unless it is a work function and even then I'll need to be talked into it. Needless to say, this is the 3rd time I've missed seeing an Angie Aparo show there. I won't go into details right now, I cannot afford to lose the blood and I'm fresh out of floss...

My show this morning royally sucks, I'm screwing up left right and center every time I crack the mic and open my mouth to babble. To say nothing of the evil Wavestation™ that is wreaking havoc on all the commercial stop sets. Then again, the allergy medication that is allowing me to speak has me half dead as well, so...

Then I read this story on MSNBC, my news source, and feel completely insulted. MSNBC has sunk to a new low!

Roadkill on the rise across the U.S.; Several converging factors behind trend in roadside carnage...

This is news? What kind of B U L L S H I T is this???

THEN I read my Friends' Posts and see all this back and forth stuff between blondeangel166 & photol and all I can think is how badly I want to sit them both down, hold them at gunpoint, demand that they leave one another THE BLOODY HELL ALONE, stop seeing and talking to and about each other, and just be done with it completely, lest I fucking slay them... If you guys keep this crap up, I'll be forced to buy you both "Hi! I'm a great big CHUMP because I don't know when to quit ~ smack me, please! t-shirts. That way everyone else can see you guys coming and manage to get the hell out of the way.

In other news, I've created a community for Jeff Buckley fans called dream_brother for those of you so inclined.

To sum up my day:
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Comments 
1st-Aug-2002 08:52 am (UTC)
::HUG:: i'm SO with you onthe gunpoint thing, but i think this time they're to the point where they'll at least stay away from each other for a little while. my fingers are crossed. loved the t-shirt thing, but that's a little long to print on just a shirt; sounds more like a sweats set where part of the logo goes down each pantsleg. nonetheless, you're hilarious.
2nd-Aug-2002 03:53 am (UTC) - Mmm Hmm! ::snaps, throws head to side, fluffs weave::::
Gull, they gon' keep on and make my alter-ego "Boomshiqua™" bust out on they ass! She gon' take off from her job (Boomshiqua's Weave Emporium) fo' the day and whoop up on they stank asses. So if you see me drop my 40, kick off my house shoes, hand my baby ovah to my baby daddy, and reach fo' my nickel plated 9, you best watch out - 'cause it's muthafuckin' ON... On the real, yo!

::pats weave::
1st-Aug-2002 05:16 pm (UTC)
We love you.
2nd-Aug-2002 03:54 am (UTC) - Awwww..
Are you ready for the ankle biting army of Chuck E. Cheese's tomorrow? Where DID I put my tranquilizer darts and that straw...
1st-Aug-2002 07:03 pm (UTC)
what can i say? i love her..
1st-Aug-2002 08:16 pm (UTC)
You blockhead...I couldn't agree w/ Jude more.
2nd-Aug-2002 04:02 am (UTC) - Um....
Yeah, AND??? What does THAT have to do with anything? See, the thing is... And all of you reading this just remember... A N Y O N E who thinks that love is enough of a reason to stay with someone is a goddamned fool.

I realize you have all of these unresolved feelings, but just like I would tell Mandy - you two need to stay the hell away from each other. Not just for your own benefits, but for the rest of us - and I can name at least 5 people who will back that up, bordering on 10.

CAN I GET A WITNESS??? (post your "Hallelujah's now)
1st-Aug-2002 07:07 pm (UTC) - so funny
we need to meet ho! my only available days are this fri.(but i'm planning on hanging with aimee then goin to melindas aprty) sat. next sat night and then next sunday....
1st-Aug-2002 08:16 pm (UTC) - Re: so funny
I'll be seeing you at Melinda's Kelly..oh wait..no I won't...b/c...I wasn't invited!
2nd-Aug-2002 04:04 am (UTC) - Re: so funny
Cool! I'll be taking my nephew to Chuck E. Cheese's House Of Pizza & Insanity Saturday - will be there from about 5PM until 6:30...
2nd-Aug-2002 04:13 am (UTC) - Re: so funny
we need to meet ho! ...

Why I gots ta be a Ho?

::snickers::
3rd-Aug-2002 12:17 am (UTC)
I see you like Angie... I'm seeing them tonight. :)
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