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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
Oh, For Dog's Sake... 
30th-Jul-2002 08:18 am
Obese Man Sues Fast Food Chains, Attorney: Fatty Fare Contributed
To Man’s Health Problems


Okay...

::holds head in vain effort to prevent cranial explosion::

Why, oh why can I not be there to taunt this man mercilessly? DAMNIT ALL TO HELL!!

I've been getting a lot of requests for Yoga lately, so tonight during the evening walk we'll have to discuss that and figure out where and when. Everyone has to have a proper Yoga mat and we have to have a place big enough to do this in. I'm going to make a cd of relaxing music and figure out a few different workouts to start. Only people committed to learning this and sticking with it will I consider giving my attention to, so if you're interested but not serious then please don't waste my time.
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30th-Jul-2002 06:38 am (UTC)
I'm in. Where do I get a mat? How much do I have to spend? What's your fee? Any ideas on a place to do this? (we could clear the patio off in our backyard...)

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30th-Jul-2002 07:42 am (UTC) - Howdy...
I adore you dear, and I think yoga's interesting but I won't be serious about it. So that puts me out. Anyway - I heard about this article yesterday on CourtTV. They were discussing frivolous cases. I just about died laughing. It was hysterical!!
30th-Jul-2002 07:46 pm (UTC) - whoa...
Dude, your bear/dog/rat thing is like...humping the clock.
-Spikee
31st-Jul-2002 06:36 am (UTC)
this is totally going to break your heart i'm sure, but a person stupid enough to blame their fat rolls on the restaurant at which they VOLUNTARILY dine probably wouldn't even be able to comprehend the depth of your merciless taunts. but doesn't the general stupidity of people really make you want to deliver a swift kick into the collective ass of all humanity?
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