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28th-Aug-2005 08:29 am
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Hurricane Katrina Now Category 5


8/28/2005 7:33 a.m. ET


Hurricane Katrina is now a Category 5 hurricane -- top winds are 160
mph. The pressure dropped to 915 mb at 6 am. Landfall is still expected
Monday.



Well, if'n New Orleans hadn't planned to transform itself into Soddom & Gommorrah next week with Southern Decadence, it might be okay - but God is sending the hurricane to stop those wicked, 3\/1L homasexshuls in they tracks.

I can already hear Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Fred Phelps saying this.
Comments 
28th-Aug-2005 12:55 pm (UTC)
Hang on tight darlin'
28th-Aug-2005 01:01 pm (UTC)
I'll barely get any rain out of it, really.
28th-Aug-2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
damn it gotta at least get some good thunder and lightening so you can have storm sex
28th-Aug-2005 01:22 pm (UTC)
All I can say is I leave Thursday at noon and much like the postal service neither wind nor rain nor sleet nor hail will stop me.
28th-Aug-2005 03:44 pm (UTC) - God's Wrath (ay-mayahn!)
An' who'll be meetin 'em th' gates o' hail? Those child rapin' indon-eezze-ans, and those chinese and Tie whores and bastards that God smote with the Typhoon las' yeah... all o' God's rage an' glory, on top o' the haids of th' sinners... AY-MayAHN!
28th-Aug-2005 07:42 pm (UTC) - Re: God's Wrath (ay-mayahn!)
rofl. :D
28th-Aug-2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
If God were smart, he would have waited until all 'em homosexuals were there, then destroyed New Orleans by surprise.

This lame pre event attack hardly sounds like the vengeful God I've been told about.
28th-Aug-2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
I just want to curl up and cry at the idea of New Orleans being wiped off the map like this. :((
28th-Aug-2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
Dude. They're all DEEPLY closeted, is my theory.
29th-Aug-2005 09:26 am (UTC)
Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Fred Phelps need to be in New Orleans NOW doing their protesting and (one hopes) be washed away in the storm surge.
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