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Pride T-Shirts 
10th-Jun-2005 10:45 pm
Okay. I'm making t-shirt designs and I'll be posting them along with a downloadable .pdf of each design in reverse, so you can print them onto transfer paper and have your very own Pride shirt. So far, I have the following ideas/ripoffs:

  • Be Who You Know You Are
  • MUST. FUCK. ASS.
  • These Colors Don't Run - They Jump and Skip (on a rainbow flag)
  • I'll Fuck You Like I Hate You
  • Fuck Me Like You Hate Me
  • I *AM* the American Family Association
  • Love the Heterosexual, Hate Their Sin
  • No Special Rights for Heterosexuals
  • No Heterosexual Marriage
  • Fagulous!
  • I Help Write the Homosexual Agenda: 1. Spend quality time with family 2. Be treated equally 3. Buy milk
  • The Evil Homo Conspiracy - Even Your Dog is on Our Side
  • I'm Here! I'm Queer! Where are the Poppers and Crisco?
  • Coulda, Shoulda, Prada, Honey - JUST COME OUT!
  • Love Your Hair, Hope You Win!
  • Barking the Gospel From That Sidewalk Is Having An Effect, Really.
  • Dip Me in Honey and Feed Me To The Bears
  • You Look Just Like My Future Ex-Girlfriend
  • Be the Change You Wish to See in the World
  • How Much Better Would Things Be if an Intern Would Blow W?
  • Fred Phelps is a Cunt
  • What do your religious beliefs have to do with my rights as an American?

Seen any other interesting slogans?
Comments 
11th-Jun-2005 02:52 am (UTC)
"What do your religious beliefs have to do with my rights as an American?"
11th-Jun-2005 02:55 am (UTC)
LOVE it, added!
11th-Jun-2005 02:56 am (UTC)
SOLD! Those are great!
11th-Jun-2005 02:56 am (UTC) - Suggestion?
Why dont you set up a CafePress account?
11th-Jun-2005 03:01 am (UTC) - Re: Suggestion?
I'd just as soon provide these for free so people can make them at home and not have to wait on Cafepress to ship the stuff out, half the month has already gone and people want these things in time for Pride.
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11th-Jun-2005 03:04 am (UTC)
Best icon evar.
11th-Jun-2005 03:02 am (UTC)
You Look Just Like My Future Ex-Girlfriend

I am so making that into a shirt.
You win at life.
11th-Jun-2005 03:09 am (UTC)
"Fuck me like you hate me"

That's my all time favorite quotes LOL

I also like

"I wanna ride you like a bad piece of road"
11th-Jun-2005 03:10 am (UTC)
How Much Better Would Things Be if an Intern Would Blow W?

...I love you so much right now I could cum.
11th-Jun-2005 04:06 am (UTC)
*brings a mop*
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11th-Jun-2005 03:17 am (UTC)
I love allllllllllllllllllllllllllll of those. All of them.

I wish I had some way of making tee shirts from them, because they're brilliant.
11th-Jun-2005 03:20 am (UTC)
I'm so going to print some of these out when you put them up. Clever!
11th-Jun-2005 03:23 am (UTC)
A bud of mine in college and I were gonna make theses

JESUS WAS A BEAR
and or
Call me Queer again and I won't swallow

and these one is from comedian Jim Davis

If homosexuals can not reproduce, why are there so many of them?

...i don't know what to call him, If I call him my partner it sounds like we're lawers, if I call him my companion it sounds like one of us is a dog, and if I call him my boyfriend it sounds like we sit at home and watch buffy the vampire slayer........

......which is a really good show
13th-Jun-2005 03:41 am (UTC)
"Call me Queer again and I won't swallow"

BRILLIANT!!! Made my night!
11th-Jun-2005 03:24 am (UTC)
Hahah...I was looking around and I must say, these saying are GOLD!!!
11th-Jun-2005 03:29 am (UTC)
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Most of them are genius, but the Fred Phelps' one could be improved. Don't rush me, I'm thinkin' on it (old brains work slowly). I'm looking forward to seeing some at Vancouver Pride this year (that reminds me, I need to start working on ours).

that (cogitating) DadBear
11th-Jun-2005 03:32 am (UTC)
Love em all!

"Love Your Hair, Hope You Win!" is the best to me. Hehe.
11th-Jun-2005 03:39 am (UTC)
How about "Gay sex is birth control"?
11th-Jun-2005 03:46 am (UTC)
Here's kind of an image one:

A bowling ball in a sombrero on top of a cross.

On the back: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


Uhm anyway here are a few going out to all the slasher honeys out there:

YOUR DAUGHTER LUVS SHOTAKON

Kirk killed his wife, Spock's still a virgin... why can't they just MAKE OUT?

OTP: Judas X Christ

(for those happy souls outside of slash fandom: "shotakon" is pr0ny manga featuring tiny little young bottoms and big adult tops AND THE GIRLS JUST LOVE IT. OTP = "one true pairing", favorite couple for slashing {writing/drawing homosexual-themed fanfic or fanart about}, A X B means A and B are lovers, A is the top, B is the bottom.)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm less yaoi:

(Can you use "COCKRUB WARRIORS RULE" without fear of betraying your cockrub warrior brethern? If so:) COCKRUB WARRIORS RULE

I <3 LAPD BONERS / I <3 LAPD FURBURGER

(Dorky! Latinate!) Eram, Erat, Eras, Erte

Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Stop

Christ Saves | on back: It All For The Facial

12th-Jun-2005 01:00 am (UTC) - Woot!
God bless fan artist and writers!!! Without them there would be no slash! Be it of the fem variety or of the male persuasion and that would be a sad day indeed! *^^* OTP=(insert pairing) all the way!

Lotsa Love ~Dassani
11th-Jun-2005 03:48 am (UTC)
"I'm not a lesbian, I'm just wearing comfortable shoes."

"What the fuck do you care WHAT I do with my ass?"

"Jesus didn't teach me to hate straight people, but I'm learning..." (that's kind of a mean one.)
11th-Jun-2005 07:45 pm (UTC)
Love the last one!!
11th-Jun-2005 03:50 am (UTC)
I do like the blanket "Be the change you wish to see in the world."
11th-Jun-2005 04:09 am (UTC) - I like the...
the last one:

What do your religious beliefs have to do with my rights as an American?
11th-Jun-2005 04:26 am (UTC)
"Dip Me in Honey and Feed Me To The Bears"

Best.
11th-Jun-2005 05:05 am (UTC)
Lesbians hate Bush. :p
13th-Jun-2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
NICE... the double entrendre is priceless! :-D
11th-Jun-2005 05:40 am (UTC)
Born right the first time
12th-Jun-2005 11:38 pm (UTC)
*grins* I like that one.
11th-Jun-2005 05:49 am (UTC)
MUST. FUCK. ASS.

OMG. When I read that one in my head, I can just hear and see someone
squinting real hard and saying it like they're constipated something bad.
ROTFLMAO. I almost laughed so hard I cried.

Overnight Mail: $24
Custom Gay Pride Shirt: $30
Walking around with said shirt to your local rural area Wal-Mart
for all the country locals to see: Priceless.
11th-Jun-2005 06:53 am (UTC)
I have an idea where that came from.

<3jude

I really partial to "Fuck Me Like You Hate Me", "I'm Here! I'm Queer! Where are the Poppers and Crisco?", and "Dip Me in Honey and Feed Me To The Bears", though.

Tee hee.
11th-Jun-2005 08:02 am (UTC)
Homosexuals are gay!

That's sooo (gay/straight).

Historically straight (or Straight... for now)
11th-Jun-2005 09:02 am (UTC)
I'd mix two up:

MUST.
RUN.
SKIP.
11th-Jun-2005 11:39 am (UTC) - Thank You
I found your link via sickworld,
I am blown away by your writing
and the stand you take !

I have added you , I hope that's o.k.
if this crosses a line please let me know.

Be Well and Happy PRIDE !
Fela
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