Howard Dean Will Fuck Your Shit Up (Redux) READ. THIS. NOW.
The Rude Pundit's said it before and he'll say it again: Howard Dean will fuck your shit up. Stand that motherfucker up at the gates of hell. Let that son of a bitch loose in the dainty Democratic china shop and let's break some fuckin' dishes. Howard Dean knows the score, man; he knows that the faithful, those who actually believe that the fight is not the path to surrender, want a spokesperson who's willing to pick up the unpinned grenade that just landed near him and shove it up the ass of the enemy who tossed it. Goddamn, it would have been magnificent to have seen him debate the President. On stage, Bush would have been begging for the privilege to lick the sweat off Dean's balls.
Why doesn't everyone read rudepundit
? I swear, when I read the line The party establishment could have tossed him out to the exile pile with Al Gore, who keeps making amazing, passionate, intelligent speeches with all the impact of a fly fart at a System of a Down concert
, I practically had a spontaneous assquake!
In other news, Twatwaffle extraordinnaire Bill Pryor has just been brought
into the fascist regime of Herr Shrub, fucknugget extraordinnaire. This on the heels of thundercunt Janice Rogers Brown's confirmation. Liberal activist judges? My achin' ass!
On a happier note, Howard Dean was dreamy when he was younger. He's still cute when he's not screaming like a walrus gettin' his freak on, but have a look see: