I love him, and this kind of shit is why:
Date: 4/29/05 9:56 AM EST
"Yo yo yo! This is G-Rad and Dig Dog comin at ya homey style!
So, what the goings on tonight be like tonight, foo!? You down for sliding up in my crib and kickin it wit your homeboy? I thought we could erder some pizznit and watch the Dahraknizz movie that I got.
Hit me back.
"Coo. *drinks a 40 a O' E*
Don't try to figure it out, you'll have a nosebleed."
"I'm not an idiot. That's a 40oz bottle of Old English malt liquor.
DING DING DING!! YOU WIN TEH INTARWEB!!!!!!!!