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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
BAD joke du jour 
6th-Dec-2004 10:04 pm
A penguin is driving around and he realizes his car is running rough. He pulls over into a nearby mechanic's garage. The mechanic tells the penguin that it's gonna take about half an hour until he can figure what's wrong.

The penguin walks about town for a while and then stops at an ice cream parlor. He orders a vanilla ice cream cone, and, being a penguin, he gets ice cream all over his face. Then he heads back to the garage.

The mechanic is wiping oil from his hands and says, "Well, I think you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "Nah, it's just ice cream."
Comments 
6th-Dec-2004 07:14 pm (UTC)
Augh. I know I've heard this with a different punchline, and now I can't remember it.
6th-Dec-2004 11:31 pm (UTC)
A song I heard once on Dr. Demento ends with "just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, pal."
6th-Dec-2004 11:34 pm (UTC)
YES. THANK YOU; that was what I was thinking of.
6th-Dec-2004 11:37 pm (UTC)
6th-Dec-2004 11:41 pm (UTC)
I *knew* it was ringing bells.
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