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2nd-Oct-2003 08:53 am

Report: U.S. must revamp image in Muslim world. The quickest way to do that is to vote Bush the hell out of office. 'Nuff said.

Rush Limbaugh Resigns From ESPN. Yeah, well you make inflammatory comments that are clearly targeted towards a person's race when you're a conservative and you're basically fucking yourself. Consider the race of the camera guy filming your stupid ass and the producer on the floor before you go shooting off your mouth next time. In all honesty though, I think Rush Limbaugh is scum and I'll gladly accept any opportunity to jump on the bandwagon to mock him.

California Law Undermines Air Safety. What the fuck is THIS? Granting illegal immigrants driver's liscenses? Come on now, it cannot just be me - is this dumbassedness at it's governmental best, or what?

Dr. Laura Tells Women: Just Do It. This cunt is more insane than the stupid motherfuckers that listen to her like she's speaking from a flaming shrub. This is perhaps the single most offensive thing I've heard in at least a month. WHY do people listen to this bitch?

New Schwarzenegger allegations; 6 women accuse actor of harassment over past 30 years. I don't know about you, but I ALWAYS wait until someone is running for public office before I decide to go public with the past 30 fucking years of misery I've suffered at the hands of this horrible bum-grabber. He ::snif snif:: told me "I'll be back..." but he never even called! ::wails for the cameras:: Oh fuck off you sad twats, just FUCK OFF!!

Today I finish painting Haley's bathroom and getting the room ready for this weekend's slumber party. She's going to be 12 years old tomorrow. Okay, my hairline just receded a little more after I read that last sentence. Saturday we're having her birthday party at Speakeasy and then later that night the house will be crawling with 10 little prepubescent, awkward giggly goofy girls. And just to make it interesting and to keep Cole from feeling too left out, we're inviting his best friend Hayden over to spend the night as well. The way I figure it, if we can keep them all engaged and actively participate in the ensuing shenanigans then I risk little chance of being driven up the wall. Actually, I'm looking forward to it as Haley knows I will cut the proverbial fool in a hot minute and keep everyone entertained. I will, however, be sleeping with earplugs in my ears that night as Haley's room is directly next door to mine. That and I have to be up at 0-dark-30 to bake 3 dozen cinnamon rolls for breakfast on Sunday.

Fun fun!!
2nd-Oct-2003 06:58 am (UTC) - WHY do people listen to this bitch?
The world will NEVER KNOW.
2nd-Oct-2003 07:02 am (UTC) - Fun fun!!

I think that sounds ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!!! Enjoy and I hope you don't truly get driven NUTS!!! I've always enjoyed "sleep overs"... i never had ENOUGH of them growing up... hmmm... MAYBE that explains my MAKING UP FOR IT when I turned 18!!!

I have JUST discovered the perfect PREVENTION for keeping your YOUNG HOMOSEXUALS from growing up to be SLUTS! PLENTY OF SLEEPOVERS when they are young!!!

Well... hmm... it's a THOUGHT!
2nd-Oct-2003 07:45 am (UTC) - Re: Fun fun!!
Um... no, i think that just gives them access to it at an early age. Men tend to begin to explore sexuality in their mid teens...
2nd-Oct-2003 07:57 am (UTC) - Re: Fun fun!!

Like I said, just a thought...

Hit the boys PRE-mid-teens!!! lOl

I'm TRYING here... Every BRILLIANT idea has it's flaws!
2nd-Oct-2003 09:12 am (UTC) - My opinion, take it or leave it as such.
I read the article on Dr. Laura. From a certain point of view, she has a point. Thought I disagree with the whenever, wherever of her ideals. One of the other doctors said it much better: "Diana Adile Kirschner, a couples therapist, believes husbands and wives should meet each other's needs as long as it's not "a one-way deal." " I agree with this statement. I would also go a step further to say that it doesn't just apply to Man/Woman relationships, but to Man/Man, Woman/Woman, Man/Woman/Man, Woman/Man/Man, and any other relationship you might think. In order for them to work, the needs have to be met from all parties involved.

My 2¢

2nd-Oct-2003 02:54 pm (UTC)
Sounds like you have a busy weekend ahead of you... If she wants to do my glass painting class it's on Sunday at 2-4p

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