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Rat Bastard Friday 
30th-Jan-2009 10:55 am
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RAT BASTARD FRIDAY


Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic city_of_dis.
Comments 
30th-Jan-2009 05:01 pm (UTC) - Throw Mama Under the Train
I don't think I've ever written on here before. Let's begin...

My mom is very similar to Tony Soprano's mom. Remember her? I couldn't even watch episodes with her in them. Too close to the bone. "OH, POOR YOU!" Good Christ....

This is a shout-out to my narcissistic mother. Uh, Mom? Just because I fell out of you, doesn't mean I am your fucking indentured servant. And, guess what? My fucking world does not revolve around you. I don't mind doing things for you, taking you places,making sure you get your meds, you eat healthy, you have new underwear, if you would just stop treating it like it's what you DEMAND of me. I would enjoy spending time with you if you would stop treating me like I was your junk yard dog, your errand girl, your doormat. Where in the fuck did you learn all this behavior, you spoiled little brat? You were never like this when we were kids. We all did stuff for one another, we did our chores as kids, and now that dad is gone you feel cheated somehow, so let's shit on the daughters, they aren't going anywhere. Gotta show SOMEONE I'm unhappy, gotta throw muscle around at someone... why? because you are sad or mad about dad? Why act out on us when we're here to help? Now that we are adults, it gives you some pass to treat us like whipping posts, you fucking petulant child, you schoolground bully? Well, isn't it the truth, you don't HAVE to be nice to us, so why fucking bother. Why waste your precious time, you cunt,

I am sick and I am tired of banging my head against the wall, trying to convince you to maybe use a little honey or sugar when interacting with us. Try a little tenderness, some respect, some human kindness.

"Mom, what the hell, can't you be a little nicer? JESUS!" I ask.

"I AM NICE, WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? OH, NOW I GUESS I'M SOME MONSTER? I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH? WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!"

Umm... Okaaaaaay...

You treat people at the bank or the fucking gas meter guy with more tenderness than you treat us. AND WHY IS THAT? It's to make yourSELF look good to people. Fucking narcissist.

FUCKING NARCISSIST!!!!

Thanks.

Edited at 2009-01-30 05:02 pm (UTC)
30th-Jan-2009 06:10 pm (UTC) - Re: Throw Mama Under the Train
Oops. Sorry, didn't mean to reply to your comment with my bile!
30th-Jan-2009 07:15 pm (UTC) - Re: Throw Mama Under the Train
Uh... I was gonna say, wtf? I just GOT here!

No harm, no foul. Sheesh, I live in Illinois; i am dizzy with political fuck-ups.
30th-Jan-2009 07:18 pm (UTC) - Re: Throw Mama Under the Train
I live in Illinois, too, so I hear ya!
30th-Jan-2009 07:21 pm (UTC) - Re: Blago-go-go-GONE!
I am so dumbfounded, I can't even rant at that guy. He's just acting so crazy, you have to just sit back and watch the melt-down with a bowl of popcorn.
30th-Jan-2009 07:25 pm (UTC) - Re: Blago-go-go-GONE!
He's really astounding. I've never seen his kind of crazy anywhere else. It's as if his brain just filters out anything bad that's said about him. Maybe the hair is a product of that process?

I must say, though, that I feel like I'm going to miss him, now. Who's going to give us our daily batshit?
30th-Jan-2009 07:31 pm (UTC) - Re: Blago-go-go-GONE!
Don't despair; this is Illinois; PLENTY more nutjobs where he came from.
I'm calling brain tumor - perhaps from hair product, but something is rattling around in there that just isn't quite right, but his behavior is textbook: He and my mom are classic narcissists.

WHO, ME? I DID SOMETHING WRONG? HEY, I'M THE VICTIM HERE! MY PROBLEM IS I LOVE TOO MUCH, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!"
30th-Jan-2009 08:41 pm (UTC) - Re: Blago-go-go-GONE!
Yeah, it's kind of fun for your next-door neighbor to watch, too. (Actually, I've been neighbor on both sides ... and it's still Great Entertainment, from either direction. *G*)

It must be the Chicago River water. :-P~
30th-Jan-2009 09:40 pm (UTC) - Re: Blago-go-go-GONE!
All we can do is watch and go, "WHU?!?"

I love your icon. I've admired it for a long time now.
30th-Jan-2009 09:43 pm (UTC) - Re: Blago-go-go-GONE!
Perhaps the only really shared pain is if you're a non-Republican from outside Illinois watching this, you want to beat your head (or his) on a concrete block and yell "Why? WHY?"

I was inspired to the icon by everybody in fandom calling Davy Jones "Cthulu" and that moment in the second movie where Will plays tentacle-spaghetti to steal the key from Davy - it reminded me so much of the bag of sand substituted for the golden idol, LOL.
30th-Jan-2009 06:55 pm (UTC) - Re: Throw Mama Under the Train
woah.

that is one impressive rant.

I hope you found it cathartic!
30th-Jan-2009 07:19 pm (UTC) - Re: Throw Mama Under the Train
I'm tired of ranting, it feels good for a moment, then... blegh. This was fun though, thanks. I have to research better ways to deal with the narcissist. I can't stand loving people who do me harm - who loves it, right?

I'm angry at myself for failing, time and again, to not get my buttons pushed. You know that old adage about a sign of mental illness or insanity is constantly doing the same thing and expecting different results? That's me. I think I am more upset with myself for not changing. Well, I've woken up and now it's change time. I have to, before someone gets their throat ripped out and I'm put - er - someone's put in jail.
30th-Jan-2009 05:11 pm (UTC)
I did mine today...Ted Haggard. He's such an ass.
30th-Jan-2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
good grief, he's a mess. I can't believe he didn't think of turning his situation into something positive like preaching love, tolerance, understanding, compassion and acceptance to those of us who are Straight, Gay, Bi, or somewhere floating along the line of that spectrum. Think of the crowds! Think of the donation$$$$!

Would it hurt him to say he had an epiphany that, wow, guess what, my bible-lovin' people, it isn't right to hate the way someone is born, or, in his parlance, the way GOD made you! He couldn't stretch his filthy stupid neck that far? Grr...

It's too much.
30th-Jan-2009 10:58 pm (UTC)
I just can't believe that he's sitting there spewing his crap and believing it himself.

I will wash my hands of him and then when he does come out, I'll say, "Finally" and then support is walk to truth.
30th-Jan-2009 06:09 pm (UTC)
I just feel like a random venting against religious people and their stupid beliefs, what are fucking up our world. Grow up, you retards.
30th-Jan-2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
My neighbours who are apparently teaching their kids that blindness is synonymous with mentally retarded *frowns*

Bacon. I don't know why but for some reason the constant mentions of it have managed to irk me beyond belief.
6th-Feb-2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
the knot in my back and the bruise on my butt.
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