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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
Questionnaire 
10th-Feb-2003 12:30 pm
If you could dine alone with anyone from any period in history, which person would it be?
Adolf Hitler

If you could, in retrospect, change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?
I'd have had one

If you had to assassinate one famous person who is alive right now, who would it be and how would you do it?
The Reverend Fred Phelps - and I'd beat him to death with the end of a gay pride flagpole

If you could inherit a vacation home anywhere in the world in which you could spend one month out of every year but could never sell, where would it be?
Amelia Island, Florida

If you could say one sentence to the current pope, what would it be?
"Girl, your gown is fabulous but your purse is on FIRE!

If you could have the starring role in one film already made, what movie would you pick?
Fight Club

If you could enact one law in your country that does not exist, what would it be?
It's a tie between Separation of Church & State and making stupidity a criminal offense.

If you could have a romance with any fictional character, who would it be?
Jordan Elliott from "Beach Music" by Pat Conroy

If you won a lottery, what are the first 5 things you would do?
  • Pay off every debt we have
  • Buy the dream cars
  • Buy and work on the complete renovation of Woolfolk House, which would become a family crisis center we would all take turns running
  • Buy property for the dream house
  • Shop my monkey ass off


If you could see anyone alive fully naked, who would you select?
Javy Lopez

If you could choose the music to be played at your funeral, what would it be?
Satisfied Mind - Jeff Buckley

If you could be a contestant on any game show, what would it be?
Rock & Roll Jeopardy - and I'd kick ass

What is your worst fear?
heights

If you could be the editor of any two magazines, what would they be?
Vanity Fair & Food And Wine

If you could eliminate one thing you had to do each morning in the bathroom so that you never had to do it again, what would it be?
shaving

If you could arrange a jam session with any three msicians in the world, living or dead, who would they be?
Jennifer Nettles, Angie Aparo, and absolutely Jeff Buckley

If you could invent a household device or appliance, what would it do?
Falling baby catcher,auto rocker and bottle feeder for the baby that wakes up before 7AM

If you could rename your town, what would you call it?
Proud Sponsor Of The Bug Zapper, Georgia

If you could bitchslap any three celebrities, who would they be?
  • Dr. Laura Schlessinger
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Michael Jackson


If you could have any view from your home, what would it be?
the ocean


If you could dine alone with anyone from any period in history, which person would it be?


If you could, in retrospect, change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?


If you had to assassinate one famous person who is alive right now, who would it be and how would you do it?


If you could inherit a vacation home anywhere in the world in which you could spend one month out of every year but could never sell, where would it be?


If you could say one sentence to the current pope, what would it be?


If you could have the starring role in one film already made, what movie would you pick?


If you could enact one law in your country that does not exist, what would it be?


If you could have a romance with any fictional character, who would it be?


If you won a lottery, what are the first 5 things you would do?


If you could see anyone alive fully naked, who would you select?


If you could choose the music to be played at your funeral, what would it be?


If you could be a contestant on any game show, what would it be?


What is your worst fear?


If you could be the editor of any two magazines, what would they be?


If you could eliminate one thing you had to do each morning in the bathroom so that you never had to do it again, what would it be?


If you could arrange a jam session with any three msicians in the world, living or dead, who would they be?


If you could invent a household device or appliance, what would it do?


If you could rename your town, what would you call it?


If you could bitchslap any three celebrities, who would they be?


If you could have any view from your home, what would it be?
Comments 
10th-Feb-2003 10:35 am (UTC) - Thief!
Hey, you stole my answer for the vacation home location! You big ol thief!

On second thought... since we're a couple, I guess it was half owned by you anyway... Hrmph. I withdraw my complaint. ::walks off haughtily adjusting hair:: Tee hee...

ILY,

D
10th-Feb-2003 10:36 am (UTC)
I love this questionnaire! I'm stealing it if you don't mind. -smiles- I remember I always wanted to live in this place in France called Little Bitche or something like that just so when people asked me where I was from I could say "Oh I'm from Little Bitch"...I don't think it would be a good idea to rename my town that though.

x Raynor x
10th-Feb-2003 01:22 pm (UTC)
man, what i wouldn't give to pick hitler's brain. damn.
10th-Feb-2003 01:37 pm (UTC) - Indeed...
Did you like those pictures?
10th-Feb-2003 01:51 pm (UTC) - Re: Indeed...
they're fuckin rad. i think that 1 and 4 are my favorites so far. i'm going to upload them later and post them in my journal if you don't mind. oh btw, where do you host your pictures?
10th-Feb-2003 06:38 pm (UTC) - Re: Indeed...
Glad you liked them. I am hosted by Damien (thedigitalghost) who is hosted by Liquid Web.
10th-Feb-2003 07:59 pm (UTC) - Re: Indeed...
good deal.
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