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15th-Aug-2008 11:14 am
Borgnine Blushes, But He’s on to Something
The 91-year-old actor sent the cast of Fox and Friends into a juvenile tizzy this week when he revealed the key to his longevity: “I masturbate a lot.” Don’t snicker. The health benefits of auto-eroticism have been well documented, yet modesty prevents many adults from discussing such matters.

C/O Truthdig.com
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15th-Aug-2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
"I just shook his hand!"

*laugh*

Yes, I think that the world would be a better place if more people realized how much pleasure and peace of mind that they could create for themselves rather than depending on (enticing, cajoling, luring, or forcing) other people for it.

As far as I know there's only one animal that will actually die if it doesn't get laid. (The female ferret, because she doesn't drop out of estrus and eventually develops anemia from the heightened metabolism.) Everyone else just thinks they'll die, but it isn't really so.
15th-Aug-2008 04:35 pm (UTC)
Damn, I'm going to live to be two hundred years old then.

"Well, it's not gonna suck itself..."
15th-Aug-2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
friggin LOVE's IT!
15th-Aug-2008 07:49 pm (UTC)
If there's a shred a truth to it, then I'll see you at your 105th birthday party!
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