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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
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Writer's Block: Six-Word Story 
15th-Aug-2008 09:15 am
Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

YOU - go die in a fire.
-or-
GIVE. ME. THOSE. FUCKING. SHOES. BETCH.

I know I didn't write that one, but still - it works.

Satisfied, betches? I was half asleep, gimme a break!
Comments 
15th-Aug-2008 01:25 pm (UTC)
Don't move. I'll get a towel.
15th-Aug-2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
NIIIIIICE!! I like it!
15th-Aug-2008 01:43 pm (UTC)
It's my best selling piece of fiction...
15th-Aug-2008 04:43 pm (UTC)
Don't move. I'll use my tongue.
15th-Aug-2008 01:50 pm (UTC)
Let it dry in your beard.
15th-Aug-2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
Let me borrow that top, betch.
15th-Aug-2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
Put down the knife. Please, Mom.
15th-Aug-2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
A little to the left, please :)
15th-Aug-2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
Strength fails within me.

There-lies the footprints.

Put your big girl panties on.

Where's the hot poker?












15th-Aug-2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
Shit. Empty lube bottle. Oh well.
15th-Aug-2008 07:45 pm (UTC) - Couldn't help myself
"I bet you miss me now!"
16th-Aug-2008 02:00 am (UTC)
Your death was received with jubilation.
16th-Aug-2008 04:02 am (UTC)
That it then? Yes. What now?
16th-Aug-2008 09:58 pm (UTC) - Writer's Block: Six-Word Story
Sheep await zombie messiah. I came.
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