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This Week In Douchebaggery: Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart 
21st-Jul-2008 11:53 am
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This Week In Douchebaggery
douchebag
Pronunciation: \'düsh 'bag\
Function: noun
Etymology:. French, from Italian doccia, from docciare to douche, from doccia water pipe, probably back-formation from doccione conduit, from Latin duction-, ductio means of conveying water, from ducere to lead

1 (douche) a: a jet or current of liquid (as a cleansing solution) directed against or into a bodily part or cavity (as the vagina) b: an act of cleansing with a douche.
2. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
3. Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

1. You are a douchebag.
2. I hate douchebags.

Douchebag Du Jour | Oklahoma County Commissioner Brent Rinehart
Why He's A Douchebag | Self published comic book that is fraught with virulently homophobic ad hominem attacks, but is also fraught with incorrect spelling.
Crimes Of Douchebaggery | See full post for context; mostly for assholishness and basic stupidity.
Most Recent Display Of Flagrant Douchebaggery | CNN interview - video here, and the comic book itself. View the entire thing here: [.pdf file].

Comments 
21st-Jul-2008 04:12 pm (UTC) - Re: I have a candidate for first runner up...
Remind me to post that one next week!
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21st-Jul-2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
*resists a 'cubscout' pun*
21st-Jul-2008 05:31 pm (UTC)
It's obvious he has an 18-inch Kong dildo named Hot Karl Rove. That's the only thing that can give a sidways somewhat uncomfortable smirk.
22nd-Jul-2008 04:53 pm (UTC)
That "comic book" is so naive and pathetic, Satan and all! I couldn't help laughing at it in spite of the highly offensive content, but I don't think it's funny the way HE meant it to be.
Well, of course it must be SELF-published, please don't tell me someone else would be idiot enough to publish such stuff!
And somebody correct his spelling, please!
23rd-Jul-2008 08:08 am (UTC)
Wow! that cartoon book looks JUST like a Chick Tract!
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