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New Game 
20th-Apr-2008 10:23 am
Blink
A few weeks ago Yellow and I came up with a new game that we play called "I'm So Goth". Last night when sleep was not favoring us and Damien was already in bed, Renea and I camped out in the guest room and rolled around the bed laughing our monkey asses off playing this game. Here are the best bits - feel free to add your own in comments!
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I bleed black."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that the decorating magazine I read is Martha Stewart Dying."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I fucked the devil and gave him 3rd degree burns."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I'm the only thing bats can see coming."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth that it's always night when I go out because the sun is scared shitless of me."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I make Jesus consider Agnosticism."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth that the three nails used to crucify Jesus are all on the fingers of my right hand."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that the video of my 5th birthday party is considered a snuff film."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I ate My Chemical Romance and shit out Bauhaus."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I have patent leather pajamas."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth Siouxsie calls me for make up tips."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that you say tomato, I say eating people's souls."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth that the Batman movies were filmed in my house."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I sleep upside down in a closet."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I live in Helena Bonham Carter's hair."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth my phone number is 666-GOTH."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth that my Godfather is Aleister Crowley."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I'm only allowed outside on Halloween."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I fucked Wednesday Addams... She's now known as Friday Addams."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I was born wearing combat boots."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth my kidneys are pierced."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that when I walk near a church I burst into flames - or as I like to call it, taking a bath."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I have 666 tattoed on my soul."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth my blood type is midnight."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I knew Rob Zombie when he was still Bobby The Ghost."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that it's called Gothy-Goth."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I have a part time job filling for Evil on his days off."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I hired you for that job."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I have a voodoo doll of Tipper Gore."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth my shadow can kill a death eater."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth that I went to see a concert by the Really Nice Blokes and stared down the lead singer - by the encore they'd renamed themselves The Damned."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I cry mascara, whether or not I'm actually wearing it."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I made Anton Lavey convert to Christianity."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I wear Brimstone cologne."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I have a suit made from Ed Gein."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I really do eat nails for breakfast and tacks for snacks."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth that if it looks purple but I say it's black, then goddamnit, it's fucking black."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that after I saw the tape of The Ring, it took Samarra 10 days to get up the nerve to call me."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that the dark is scared of me."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I use black Q-Tips."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth that I spell the word 'goth' with a silent 7."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth that when I stare at holy water I can make it boil and freeze at the same time."
lolasenvy: "I'm so goth I don't have a washer/dryer, I have a darker/gother."
jesus_h_biscuit: "I'm so goth I lost my virginity to a ghost in a coffin."
Comments 
20th-Apr-2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
Hmm. Not sure I have the hang of Goth Dozens ...

I'm so goth, that "Sweeney Todd" is a documentary - about one of my minions.

I'm so goth, I bought a summer home in Transylvania.

I'm so goth, I could eat black crayons, lie on my back, and spit them at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and turn it into Satan giving birth to Tim Burton.


(Hey, I worked my lame ass off on this ...)
20th-Apr-2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
I'm so goth, I could eat black crayons, lie on my back, and spit them at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and turn it into Satan giving birth to Tim Burton.
That's fucking GOTH, man! You win at life!

Also, I'm so goth that the only food I eat is Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies.

Edited at 2008-04-20 03:39 pm (UTC)
20th-Apr-2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
I went to the movie and when she had that big crowd out on the street eating their meat pies, I kept thinking of Christina Ricci going, "Are they made of REAL Girl Scouts?"

One more: I'm so goth, I invented black.

Edited at 2008-04-20 05:31 pm (UTC)
20th-Apr-2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
Lots of good ones in that list...

I'm so goth I don't have to explain it to you.
20th-Apr-2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
These are FAB-U-LOUS!

I'm so goth, I. . . I. . . ah, I got nuthin'!
20th-Apr-2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
Wait! Wait! I got one!

I'm so goth, I've been implanted with Dick Cheney's dark seed.
20th-Apr-2008 06:29 pm (UTC) - heh
I am so goth that when I pee, people hear My Chemical Romance.

I am so goth that my spit is used to counter Prozac.

I am so goth that I get fan letters from Trent Reznor.

I am so goth my smile is gray. Its just a shame no one ever sees it.

I am so goth Dick Cheney takes notes.

I am so goth that I am a subcategory of death. There's near-death, clinical death, and Renea's ass dead.

I am so goth that Pittsburgh Paint uses my soul as a chroma key.

I am so goth that I'm the world champion of hide and go cut myself.

I am so goth I consider The Matrix as my favorite musical.
1st-May-2008 10:35 pm (UTC) - Re: heh
Anonymous
I'm so goth I take black cats to the taxidermist to keep as pets. Live black cats
I'm so goth I still listen to Kurt Cobain. Via seance
I'm so goth I turn my head around backwards to vomit.
I'm so goth I ride a horse with a headless mannequin in the saddle.
I'm so goth all of MyFaves are dead. And I still call them.
I'm so goth I smoke coal dust.
I'm so goth I smoked my stillborn twin's ashes.
I'm so goth mimes scold me for speaking out of turn.
I'm so goth I hosted Saturday Night Dead
I'm so goth I bathe in a cauldron
I'm so goth I travel in a hearse. In the coffin
I'm so goth I'm sitting on a nest of vulture eggs right now.
I'm so goth I pray for Anton LaVey to take his rightful place in Hell next to Lucifer and Matalyn Murray O'Hair
She's so goth bats inhabit her birth canal.
She's so goth all her Barbie dolls had mohawks tattoos piercings and nooses around their necks.
...and Barbie was so goth she was married both to Ken and black Barbie.
She's so goth she had an abortion and named it Jesus.
She's so goth men don't dare put anything anywhere near her snatch for fear of pulling back a stub
1st-May-2008 10:36 pm (UTC) - Re: heh
Love, Andrew
1st-May-2008 10:40 pm (UTC) - Re: heh
YOU FUCKING ROCK!

</evilofallkinddwellswithinmysoul>
1st-May-2008 10:44 pm (UTC) - Re: heh
Oh I forgot to add that Ken is the Bitch
1st-May-2008 10:50 pm (UTC) - Re: heh
Really - did you need to?
2nd-May-2008 03:31 am (UTC) - Re: heh
I'm so goth I sing karaoke backwards
I'm so goth I'm in a band called SATAN DEATH HAMMER. We get up on stage and whine about the fact that the audience doesn't care why we don't want to play.
I'm so goth Dave Gahan calls me for makeup tips
She's so goth her teats are full of sour milk
I'm so goth my black iPod is cold to the touch
I'm so goth I swallow live chipmunks to freak out the neighborhood kids
I'm so goth I bleed Absinthe.
I'm so goth I watch CSI for recipe tips
I'm so goth my soul is has a 00 gauge hole in it
20th-Apr-2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
i am so goth that the cup is never half-full, nor is it half-empty...it is on the ground broken into pieces.

i am so goth that i started the emo beat down in mexico with a glance

i am so goth that i wear pink and no one says anything

i am so goth that satan's color scheme is beneath me
20th-Apr-2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
fuckin A these are damn priceless.

I'm so goth I'm Mark Ryden's Muse.

Yeah that's all I got, you're all too good.




21st-Apr-2008 02:14 am (UTC)
Love it!

I'm so goth Robert Smith was singing about me in 'Why can't I be you'
I'm so goth I repel black holes

21st-Apr-2008 04:36 am (UTC)
I'm so goth, my cat can't see me in the dark.

I'm so goth, Avril Lavigne fessed up to me that her real name is really Avril Levine. Then she disintegrated, and Robert Smith thought that was so cool, he named his 8th album - well, if you were as goth as me, you'd know what comes next...

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I'm so goth, my cat can't see me in the dark.

I'm so goth, Avril Lavigne fessed up to me that her real name is really Avril <i>Levine.</i> Then she disintegrated, and Robert Smith thought that was so cool, he named his 8th album - well, if you were as goth as me, you'd know what comes next...

<ioh i miss the kiss of treachery
the aching kiss before i feed
the stench of a love for a younger meat
and the sound that it makes
when it cuts in deep </i>


GOTH
21st-Apr-2008 04:38 am (UTC)
I'm so goth, the comment function of this entry got frightened and messed up and put my shit in twice..
21st-Apr-2008 06:08 am (UTC)
I'm so goth, Marilyn Manson has a tattoo of me on his ass.

I'm so goth, I made Morrisey join N*Sync.
21st-Apr-2008 11:42 pm (UTC)
You two rule! The only one I'd ever heard until now was "I'm so goth I shit bats." Love having all the extras you came up with.
22nd-Apr-2008 04:02 pm (UTC)
I'm so cackling (in goth fashion, of course)
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