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10th-Feb-2008 12:18 pm
Abort Born Again Christians
Rarely these days do I find myself just completely dumbfounded. But I mean DUH-mbfounded. Something I read, written by someone as a serious piece and not at all meant as satire, something that belongs on The Onion (see: God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy; 'No,' Says God), Betty Bowers (see: Send an E-buke letting someone know they are a Fake Christian!), Landover Baptist (see: Christian Men Should Think About Jesus if They Are Masturbating!), or even White House (see: President Addresses Nation on the Way Forward to Surging Back Towards Desperately Spinning the Clusterfuck That is Vietraq)... and I read the whole thing...
Letter From A Future Prisoner
by Janet Folger
World Net Daily
Nov. 20, 2010

To the Resistance:

I'm writing this letter from prison, where I've been since the beginning of 2010. Since Hillary was elected in '08, Christian persecution in America has gotten even worse than we predicted.

When the so-called "Fairness Doctrine" was signed into law, my radio program was yanked off the air along with all the others that dared discuss moral issues on Christian radio. The networks just couldn't bring themselves to air a pro-abortion program or one that advocates the homosexual agenda for the government mandated "balance" because broadcasting lies went against their basic beliefs ? I don't blame them.

We knew "Thought Crimes" was in danger of becoming law back when it passed Congress in 2007, but thankfully, President Bush kept his promise to veto it. But, tragically, Hillary signed that most dangerous bill in America ? ushering in the criminalization of Christianity. And now, even my book, "The Criminalization of Christianity," has been banned as "hate speech" just as I predicted when I wrote it back in 2005.

When the "Employment Non-Discrimination Act" ("Thought Crimes" for the Workplace) became law, businesses and ministries were targeted by homosexual activists and were forced to close when they wouldn't comply with a law forcing them to hire those opposed to their beliefs on moral issues.

When they canceled my program, banned my book and targeted my ministry, I knew it was only a matter of time before I'd be forced into "prison ministry" against my will. Unfortunately for our nation, that ministry is growing fast. A homeschooling mom was assigned the cell next to me. I try to comfort her, but she cries constantly at the thought of her kids being raised in government foster care.

Immediately after I reached the end, my teeth jumped out of my head, turned around, and ate my brain. Read the whole "WAAA WAAA WAAA, I'M A PERSECUTED CHRISTIAN, MY PUSSY HURTS!" drivel here. Don't say I didn't warn you!
10th-Feb-2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
The bitch has a book to sell.

I HATE christians.
18th-Feb-2008 01:30 am (UTC)

That whiny twatwaffle ain't no Christian. That's a whiny twatwaffle with a cross shoved up her culo.

10th-Feb-2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry ahead of time for the levity, but Immediately after I reached the end, my teeth jumped out of my head, turned around, and ate my brain nearly made me die laughing.

I've thought a lot about this "Christian persecution" thing before. Yes, we live in an age of increasing political correctness, or at least it seems in some circles. There are some ridiculously-sensitive people who will correct you on the least little thing (as a woman who does not believe women should dominantly rule the universe any more than men should, I run into this a lot with neo-feminists - I call them that because I consider myself "feminist" and yet I do not think some of the same things they hold dear). And if I lived in a big northern city where I was surrounded at all times by people who think like me, I might actually believe this "persecution" could happen.

But I chronically am cursed to live in states that are not only red, but very red - i.e., the "real" America. My daily contact is with rural Midwesterners (as it used to be with rural Southerners) who definitely do NOT see "Brokeback Mountain" as enlightening or even benign entertainment. The people I deal with have HUGE influence on our state's legislature - or are even in it - and are giving serious thought and votes to banning both the possibility of gay marriage and unrestricted access to birth control anywhere, anytime.

Further, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that there are Republicans nationwide registering to vote in Democrat primaries for the sole and exclusive purpose of casting their ballot for Hillary Clinton - whether it's because they feel a kinship to this former (and possibly, still-) Republican, or to sabotage the Democratic party come November by placing her as the candidate and switching back over to voting Republican in the real election. Because, y'know, most "real" Americans by and large still believe that a penis should run the country. (But, not just any penis - look how well Huckabee did/is doing on the basis of profession of Christian religious belief ALONE; god knows it ain't because of his 23 percent "fair" tax proposal.)

So ... persecuted? Try "mocked and chastised by a minority with little real power in American's political process," at best. Some minor gains in 35 years for women to do as they want with their own bodies, and a few companies giving health insurance to gay partners aren't yet nearly as powerful a picture of "America" as an idiot being handed the keys to the White House for another term AFTER INSTIGATING A FAILED AND GROSSLY EXPENSIVE WAR simply because he knew how to play the born-again angle.

Note: I do not personally support Clinton as the Democrat nomination for president, which has nothing to do with her gender and everything to do with her political history.
10th-Feb-2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
Wow. Just wow.
10th-Feb-2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
She's got some friends writing a series of books, apparently. They're fighting against that "liberal persecution" that keeps them from saying the truth about, well, everything.

In case you don't want to read my journal entry, here's direct links to The Politically Incorrect Guide to Science and The Politically Incorrect Guide to Women and Feminism. I couldn't bring myself to look at the other books; I don't even want them on my Amazon history.
10th-Feb-2008 07:11 pm (UTC)
And, not to forget, this image (which, since I suck at embedding, won't bother to embed but encourage all to click on this link, and funny meeting you here *wink*): http://intellectualize.org/images/help_oppressed.gif
10th-Feb-2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
Allow me, since I was about to post it, too:


10th-Feb-2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
i just love how you can't reply/respond to it

cause isn't that the way they do it?
come up with this stupid crap they pull out of their asses that they know they can't defend but make it so that you can't call them out on their stupidity

oh whatever
she's just a tool like all the rest
10th-Feb-2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
i also love how there's this osama shirt that they're selling that says "may the fleas of a thousand camels find your cave" next to a picture of osama

yeah, fleas might be the only thing that finds him since bush and all his (supposedly) intelligent military guys can't won't
10th-Feb-2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
On a completely different topic (unless "fuck the fucktards" is the topic du jour), check out this post I just made about The A to Z Guide to Political Interference in Science.
11th-Feb-2008 12:10 am (UTC)
I can't believe this isn't satire. scary.
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